-
x

Meet New Friends!

Recommended friends are based on your interests. Make sure they are up to date.

Friends ff8c072dd79a91c1300f032d674241a8d64367100ffb1f25fa3f9bec4a05319f
Kidzworld Logo

Panting Over Christmas

In 1964 Larry Kunkel's mom gave him a pair of moleskin pants. They froze stiff in the cold Minnesota winter so the next Christmas he wrapped them up nicely and gave them to his brother-in-law. Roy Collette (Larry's brother-in-law) didn't want them either so he gave them back the following Christmas.

That's how two guys ended up trading the same pair of pants for 25 years. The rules changed after Roy twisted the pants really tight and stuffed them into a three-foot long by one-inch wide pipe. Each year they were more creative about their "wrapping" jobs. Only legal and moral wrapping methods were allowed and the expense had to be low. If the trousers were damaged the game ended.

Here are some of the creative ways Roy and Larry came up with to wrap the moleskin pants:

  • One year Roy shipped Larry the pants mounted inside an insulated window that came with a 20-year guarantee.
  • Roy put the pants in a 600 pound safe, had it decorated with red and green stripes and then welded it shut.
  • Next year the pants came in a green, three-foot cube that used to be a 1974 Gremlin automobile. A note attached to the 2,000 pound crumpled car said the pants could be found in the glove compartment.
  • Larry had the fun task one year of getting the pants out of a tire eight feet high and two feet wide. What's the big deal? The tire was filled with concrete. On the tire, Roy had written, "Have a Goodyear."

    The pants finally met their fate in 1989. Roy put the pants in 10,000 pounds of jagged glass. He was going to put the large container on Larry's front yard. Unfortunately, as molten glass was being poured over the insulated container that held the pants, a large chunk of glass fractured, turning the pants into a pile of ashes. Larry still got the pants that Christmas. They were in an urn along with this note, "Sorry, old man. Here lies the pants... An attempt to cast the pants in glass brought the demise of the pants at last."

    Is this one of those funny stories that gets out of hand and becomes an urban legend? Did these two crazy comedians really go to all this much work over a pair of moleskin pants? You tell us. Take our poll and see what others think. Or,

    Related Stories:

  • Cheese Chase Tradition
  • Poisonous Poinsettia Plants
  • Old Christmas Traditions
  • 1 Comment

    Related Stories

    F1008277935383

    Believe It or Not? Vote!

    • This story is soooooo exaggerated but it is funny.
    • This really happened. I bet Larry still has the urn.
    • I don't know.

    General In The Forums

    Fun_125
    Fun_125 posted in Random:
    In Jail Again...GabGab_125: I HAS RISEN AND I'M IN JAIL FOR FAKING MY DEATH!!Flawless_Hair: IM SCARED OF TORI MANETori_With_Sporks: WHO SAID MY NAME?!Flawless_Hair: GabbyTori_With_Sporks: Who tf is Gab Gab?GabGab_125: Gabby Tori_With_Sporks: Imma still shank NemoAbiCop has joined JailAbiCop:Nemo you are free to go, Gabby, you have to stay for another day. Flawless_Hair: Why does she have to stay for less then a year?! I stayed for a year!AbiCop: Cuz she's better than you NemoFlawless_Hair: Uhm, no one asked you Abi
    reply about 2 hours
    Abbergrl
    Abbergrl posted in Random:
    I'm laughing at these horrors 
    reply about 4 hours
    XDragonicKingX
    Every individual has different personalities.They can understand when you come out to them,or they will not.It's really simple. I'll try to be as honest as I can.... People should really not be judged by their gender or any kind of stuff a man can judge,except their personalities.Take an example of the Black-African slaves.People were destroying their lives so that their lives are easier.It is really bad for us,but it might be good for the people the slaves worked for.The Black people had no choice but to obey,for they were to be executed if they don't. But,Even if some of the People had slaves,they would not be rude to him (Mainly men were chosen for heavy work,please do not be offended by what I said). It's the same with today's aspect of coming out. Your relatives might think that being anything other than Male or Female is bad for you,for the world might discard you because of you being a special snowflake.They are but right for the most part.We've come to the point of not even trusting our own world. But then again,You will have company to support you; Your friends,some of your relatives,and even whole organizations (i.e : somewhereto_ or GLBT Nationial Support Center) This is a cruel world we live in,but at the same time,it can be gracious. The point is,everything has two sides.One good,and one bad.It is your job to know how to get to the good one,even if you stumble on the way. After all,You are not alone.
    reply about 4 hours
    AlphaT
    AlphaT posted in Random:
    Bella: A brown haired highschool junior who meets a pale, sparkly vampire. High jinks ensues.
    reply about 4 hours
    snoopynwoodstock123
    [I hope you are proud of how terrible these characters are. I have even gone to the painstaking level of making terrible art of them and writing this in bad grammar. This has caused me so much pain and torture, and I hope it will do the same to you who read it. >:3 *why did i even try and make a form for these monstrosities*]Name: Datenshi Nokibo (Fallen Angel of Hope)Age: TwelveGender: FemaleFandom: DanganronpaUltimate?: Ultimate ???, but actually Ultimate Hope. (so sUGOI DESU)Appearance: I drew this myself and yes i used a base doNT HATE ART IS HARD. AND I KNO SHE HAS NO WINGS BUT SHE CAN HIDE THEM BC SHES A KAWAII SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.Personality: Datenshi is really kawaii and amai and loves everyone!!! She is bestfriends with all of 77 class and 78 class because she's so kakkoi~ and shes really good at every talent because shes the ultimate hope and has no flaws because she wouldnt forgive herself if she had any!! Flaws are for bakas!!! Shes super depressed tho and gets rlly sad but her friends always cheer her up!!! History: Datenshi was sent to earth from heaven as a fallen angel because her parents didn't love her, so she never met them ever!!! She lived in an orphanage her whole life and people bullied her because she was so sugoi and kakkoi and an angel and not a silly baka like those bullies. She got really depressed but then hopes peak academy found her and let her join to be the ultimate hope!!!!!!! Then she became super kawaii and popular!!!!!! Relationships?: Shes bestfriends with Aoi and Sakura and Ibuki and Peko and she likes Celes and Junko and Hiyoko and Sonia!!! She is dating Byakuya and Chihiro and Mahiru and Mikan bc she loves them all~~~~~!!!! Her enemies are Sayaka and Toko bc Sayaka is super jelous bc she isn't as pretty as her and Toko loves Byakuya but he loves Datenshi!!!!!! >_<Other: Datenshi is a sugoi-kawaii fallen angel!!!!! And she has majikku powers that make her control all the elements!!!! :3 Sugoi, nee~ Name: Arial Age: 1 million human years, looks 13 Gender: Female Fandom: Undertale Species: 1/2-Skeleton, 1/2-Ghost, 1/2-Fairy, 1/2-Vampire, 1/2-Demon Fox~~~~~. Powers: All of sans's powers like Bad Time mode!!! She is more powerful than sans and asriel combined~!!!! Appearance: Yeah i drew dis myself again and I KNO SHE DOESNT HAVE HER EARS AND WINGS AND FANGS BUT SHE CAN HIDE THEM SHUT UP STOP HATING ON MY KAWAII OC. Personality: Arial is super-super-super emo and hates her life and everyone. She will try to kill anyone who goes near her who she doesn't like and succeeds because she's super powerful. Shes really depressed bc of her overly-tragic backstory and thats why she hates everyone. She gets really sad about it and cries about it. But everyone loves her because she's amazing and everyone wants to be her friend~~~~~~~~!!! History: Arial was born on the surface but her parents were killed by humans and she was almost killed her whole life!!! She killed the humans who killed her parents but she almost died!! She was banished down to the underground and lived there with the other monsters and she hated all of them but all of them loved her unconditionally because she's absolutely perfect with no flaws ever at all. Relationships?: She is bestfriends with EVERYONE!!!! Even tho she hates the other monsters. she is dating sans and mettaton and undyne and asgore but loves sans more. She hates ALLL THE HUMANSSSS!!!!! >:c Other: Arial is the most popular monster ever even tho she doesnt like many people but they all love her~~~~!!! [I regret everything end my misery please]
    reply about 4 hours