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New Jersey Nets - NBA's Most Improved Team

What's up with those New Jersey Nets? A team of pathetic, bricklaying chumps that was once the laughing stock of the NBA is now the favorite to win the league's Eastern Conference. Here's a list of the top reasons why the Nets no longer suck.

1. J-Kidd - Trading Stephon Marbury to the Phoenix Suns for point guard Jason Kidd was the best move the New Jersey Nets ever made. Stephon was a whiny baby who took ballet classes during the off-season while Jason is a great all-around player who has made his teammates better. He cares more about winning than he does about dancing. He should be the NBA MVP for the 2001-2002 season.

2. K-Mart - The store where your parents buy you crappy clothes may be going bankrupt, but power forward Kenyon Martin (known as K-Mart) has been all money for the New Jersey Nets. He's one of the dirtiest players in the NBA but Kenyon's hard fouls and tough defence make him a force. The only thing scarier than going one-on-one against Kenyon is hearing your mom yell, "Get ready. We're going to K-Mart to buy you some new school clothes."

3. Kerry Kittles - Kerry has combined with J-Kidd to give the New Jersey Nets one of the NBA's best backcourts. He's played great defence, nailed three-pointers and also has the secret Cajun gas bomb. Kerry regularly eats a big meal of Cajun food before a game. What's a better way to lose a defender than farting out some nasty Jambalaya gas?

4. Todd MacCulloch - Todd may be a seven-foot, goofy-looking white guy, but he's been worth the cash the New Jersey Nets paid to lure him from the 76ers. He gobbles up boards and gives the team another scoring option. Could the secret be Todd's diet? He says his favorite food is a slurpee.

5. K-Van - Keith Van Horn looks like a chump when he pulls his socks up to his knees but no one cares when he's pulling down rebounds and putting up points. His game isn't pretty but it works.

6. The Knicks Blow - It's easy to look good when your cross-town rival seriously bites. The New York Knicks are in the basement of the Atlantic Division which reminds fans how much better the New Jersey Nets are in 2001-2002.

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    percheron
    percheron posted in Dance:
    For boy, and girl ballet dancers
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    unicornsrule626
    "rainbowpoptart" wrote:I hate to be that person who pulls out the dictionary, buuuuut let's look at the definitions for sport (athleticism wise).competitive physical activity: an individual or group competitive activity involving physical exertion or skill, governed by rules, and sometimes engaged in professionallyDoes cheerleading fit under this definition? Yes.pastime: an active pastime participated in for pleasure or exercise Oh look, cheerleading fits under this definition too.Being a cheerleader requires a certain amount of physical fitness. You need to be strong, flexible, and energetic, which are all things not everyone has.It is a form of exercise and entertainment.It is a sport.Is one variant more challenging than the other? Yes, but that does not devalue anything.Not everyone is going to be able to understand the difficulties cheerleaders go through, and that's perfectly fine. Every sport is dangerous, some are just more obvious than others. When people are good at what they do, they make things seem easy. very well said! I was a cheerleader for 2 years until  I aged out, but let ,e tell you, they were 2 of the best,sweaty and most fun years I have ever had
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    rainbowpoptart
    I hate to be that person who pulls out the dictionary, buuuuut let's look at the definitions for sport (athleticism wise). competitive physical activity: an individual or group competitive activity involving physical exertion or skill, governed by rules, and sometimes engaged in professionally Does cheerleading fit under this definition? Yes. pastime: an active pastime participated in for pleasure or exercise  Oh look, cheerleading fits under this definition too. Being a cheerleader requires a certain amount of physical fitness. You need to be strong, flexible, and energetic, which are all things not everyone has. It is a form of exercise and entertainment. It is a sport. Is one variant more challenging than the other? Yes, but that does not devalue anything. Not everyone is going to be able to understand the difficulties cheerleaders go through, and that's perfectly fine. Every sport is dangerous, some are just more obvious than others. When people are good at what they do, they make things seem easy.
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    angelover4
    CHEERLEADING IS LIKE DANCE GYMNASTICS MIXED TOGETHER WITH WORDS. AND DANCE AND GYMNASTICS ARE CONSIDERED SPORTS.
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    angelover4
    I BELIVE ITS A SPORT JUST LIKE I THINK GYMNASTICS IS A SPORT.
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