The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You is chock full of fantastic advice about how to make a vampire love you – and what to do when he leaves you or tries to bite!
Title: The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
Author: Vlad Mezrich
Ages: 12 and up
This is a twist to a dating book called
The book includes testimonials from girls who have dated vampires and can tell you exactly what to expect from these blood-sucking boys; quizzes that will help you determine whether or not your vamp-crush is just after your blood or wants something more; insider info on vampire boys’ fave blood type; and lots more must-have dark-dating advice! This is the essential guide for those of you who love to love a vampire!
Excerpt: Top Pickup Lines To Hook A Vampire
- Do you know the way to the graveyard, because I just died in your arms!
- If looks could kill you’d be out of a job!
- Got a goblet handy? Cause I cut my knee when I fell for you!
- If I can’t stop my coughin’ will you let me rest in yours?
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