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Scary Stories V: The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You Book Review

Scary Stories V: The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You Book Review - Reviewed by Kidzworld on Sep 21, 2009
( Rating: 5 Star Rating)

The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You is chock full of fantastic advice about how to make a vampire love you – and what to do when he leaves you or tries to bite!

Title: The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You
Author: Vlad Mezrich
Ages: 12 and up


This is a twist to a dating book called and, personally, we think it’s a whole lot more fun! Vlad Mezrich’s new novel, The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You, is chock full of fantastic advice about how to make a vampire love you – and what to do when he leaves you or tries to bite!


The book includes testimonials from girls who have dated vampires and can tell you exactly what to expect from these blood-sucking boys; quizzes that will help you determine whether or not your vamp-crush is just after your blood or wants something more; insider info on vampire boys’ fave blood type; and lots more must-have dark-dating advice! This is the essential guide for those of you who love to love a vampire!


Excerpt: Top Pickup Lines To Hook A Vampire

  1. Do you know the way to the graveyard, because I just died in your arms!
  2. If looks could kill you’d be out of a job!
  3. Got a goblet handy? Cause I cut my knee when I fell for you!
  4. If I can’t stop my coughin’ will you let me rest in yours?

The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You Rating: 5


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