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Santa Claus Bio

Forget Brad and Britney. The biggest celebrity of them all is Santa Claus! Here’s the scoop on the jolly man in red … Back to Article

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guccigirljalisa
guccigirljalisa wrote:
2011-12-30 20:16:27 -0800

SANTA FAT AZZ IS FUQKING NOT REAL PPLS

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DanceStarMaliyah
DanceStarMaliyah wrote:
2011-12-30 20:15:30 -0800

That guy is sooo fat.... How is he fckin supposed get down a chimney?? And he is stalker
24/7

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YUMadBro♥_1967461
YUMadBro♥_1967461 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:14:12 -0800

Yeah i feel sad for the raindeers How the He||
dose raindeer supose too carry him and those
toy

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CantBeGood
CantBeGood wrote:
2011-12-30 20:09:37 -0800

I'd Straight Up Rob Santa.. Gimme Your Chain And Reindeer Foo You Getting Jack Stuff aint Sweet Out Here In Killa Cali Real Goons Put In Work My Nkka Lmao

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goldenwhale97
goldenwhale97 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:07:39 -0800

Hows his fat a$$ suppose to fit down a chimney? And most people don't have one, so how's he gonna get in ?

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Mr.Silent
Mr.Silent wrote:
2011-12-30 20:07:18 -0800

Really? And then I'd have babies that look like....gay bearded ladies with small diccs, and.....Don't get me started on the hair!!! xD

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CantBeGood
CantBeGood wrote:
2011-12-30 20:06:28 -0800

66 Thousand ugly fat mofo lol

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khloeloves1001
khloeloves1001 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:04:44 -0800

im srry but santa is a fulking stallker cuz i mean he waces wen u sleep and sh*t and lkie what do u think he does wen u sleeping and ur awke or wen u have been bad or good i mean really if u think santa is a stalker say 66 and if u think hes good persone or what ever he is say 55

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funnyboo23_1368531
funnyboo23_1368531 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:04:29 -0800

LOLZ smile!!!! dats a gud one

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-Hearts.Don't.Break.Even
-Hearts.Don't.Break.Even wrote:
2011-12-30 20:03:16 -0800

You should. It's a perfect match Austin. xD

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mrsilikealot_1866443
mrsilikealot_1866443 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:02:58 -0800

why is we talking bout chritsmas stuff its bout to be new years ...

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CantBeGood
CantBeGood wrote:
2011-12-30 20:02:15 -0800

I Say We Shave Santa Balled And Beat Him To Death Dat Fat Ugly Foo Neva Bought Me My Ps3 And I Was Good For 5 yrs He Gone Pay Lol

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Mr.Silent
Mr.Silent wrote:
2011-12-30 20:02:04 -0800

What now you want me to raype him, Maria?? You read my mind xD Lol jk.

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CantBeGood
CantBeGood wrote:
2011-12-30 20:01:01 -0800

Lemme Ask You This..How Does A White Guy Know All Y'all Dam Names And He Never Met Y'all ..EXACTLY lol So Sit Down And Shut Up and His Fat Az Cant Fit In Do Small Chimney..So How Da H3ll Is Fat Dude Kno You? He Dont Its You Elders In Yo Family xD And How Could Santa Be At Different Malls On The Same Day With Fake Reindeer

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kid_jerk99
kid_jerk99 wrote:
2011-12-30 20:00:49 -0800

santa is deff real smile

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KatyPerry1600_1953183
KatyPerry1600_1953183 wrote:
2011-12-30 19:59:11 -0800

Mom told me he wasn"t real when i was 12 and by the was i found out sant is really my dad so...

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-Hearts.Don't.Break.Even
-Hearts.Don't.Break.Even wrote:
2011-12-30 19:59:03 -0800

Capture him? Well Austin since your gay you should do more with Santy Claus. Awe, yeah! ;D

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iGottMajorSwaqq
iGottMajorSwaqq wrote:
2011-12-30 19:58:41 -0800

Santa Is From My Hood He Reppin ! (:

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YUMadBro♥_1967461
YUMadBro♥_1967461 wrote:
2011-12-30 19:58:05 -0800

santa is real his everybody xD

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feaster13
feaster13 wrote:
2011-12-30 19:57:59 -0800

yea come uph in my house talkin abou weres mii cookies

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Do You Leave Snacks for Santa Claus?

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  • I've done it a few times.
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  • No, that's for babies.

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