Fortunately the magical insane murderous cat person had a bloody knife
about 3 hours
Unfortunately, an army of ducks marched into the hospital and killed the "magical insane murderous kitty cat person". xD
about 11 hours
You failed to mention that this 'friend' on KW was your enemy in real life.
I won a bet.
about 22 hours
Because she needs to gain weight and that is the quickest way to do so.
Daddy, why is mommy on the news?
about 23 hours
1) I'm 14
2) I'm lazy
3) Taken and I love him!