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Sindy's Blog - January 8, 2004

January 8, 2004

Man, I don't know why these things always have to happen to me! I'm not a bad person! I help the needy, and I study for most of my tests. But apparently none of that counts! I am still going to have to return to school and face everyone after making the biggest fool of myself. I can't believe I farted in front of the entire class!

So there I was, sitting in drama class, when I get called up to do my monologue. I'd been practicing it for weeks and had even made Kaelin critique me (maybe not the best idea). But anyway, it's all going fine until out of nowhere (and I mean nowhere - there was no way to predict it!) I let out this extraordinarily loud fart!

Of course everyone burst out laughing, as anyone in that situation would do. I, on the other hand, turned an unnatural shade of red and then was forced to continue on with my monologue (I'd only made it about half-way through). So, after what felt like an eternity, I finally finished and was able to go sit back down.

But by the end of the day, everyone had heard about it - including Kaelin! There were constant farting noises every time I walked down the hall and everyone seemed to be pointing and snickering at me! I can't believe I have to show my face back there tomorrow. I'm not sure I can take it.

Well, wish me luck I guess. If you don't hear from me again, it'll be because I have crawled into a hole to live out my days as a hermit...

Peace Out,

Sindy

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