Malcolm in the Middle - Krelboyne Girl
Air Date: 1-14-01
So, a new girl comes into Malcolm's Krelboyne class of braniacs. Her name's Cynthia and she's pretty cute. But she's also kinda weird - like she has really messy hair and she burps all the time.
One day after school, she waits for Malcolm after class. Malcolm tries to ditch her, but she chases him all the way home, and Malcolm's Mom ends up inviting her to stay for dinner. That's bad news for Malcolm, because the whole night, Reese keeps calling Cynthia "Malcolm's girlfriend", just to embarass him. The next day, Cynthia announces that her and Malcolm are going to be lab partners. That's a surprise to Malcolm but he kinda likes her, so it's not all bad.
But then Cynthia starts with sitting with some other guy at lunch time - so Malcolm gets a little jealous. Actually, so jealous that he goes over to her house and throws a brick through her window! Malcolm's Mom comes over to smooth things out, because Cynthia's Dad is pretty choked. She explains that Malcolm has a crush on Cynthia which is why he's doing weird things like throwing bricks through windows.
Eventually, Malcolm and Cynthia get a chance to be alone - so the moment of truth comes. Malcolm leans in to kiss Cynthia, but instead of locking lips - Malcolm starts babbling like a fool about Cyntia's bra and, well, Cythia ends up pinning him to the ground with an Israeli army move. Will Malcolm ever get it right?