Simon's Blog - January 17, 2006
January 17, 2006
Have you ever had a massive fight with one of your best friends? Ever had a big time feud with one of your peeps that's made you want to cover their head in honey and lock them in an apiary (that's a place where bees hang out)? That's exactly what I feel like doing to my chump friend, Ben, who just stole my girlfriend.
Well, this girl wasn't exactly my girlfriend - but Ben knew I'd been crushin' on her and looking to ask her out. Her name's Samantha and I met her in detention a few months ago. I'd been dying to ask her out - but never got around to it. So, Ben goes and asks her out and she actually said, "Yes"! It just blew my mind. Ben can be a nice guy but he's also a major nerd in a lot of ways. He's got tons of zits, always spills food on himself and he's never even kissed a girl. But Samantha somehow agreed to go out with him. That makes me wonder how I possibly ever liked her and makes we want to feed Ben to a pack of lions. I'm sure I'll be friends again with Ben at some point - but I'll wait until after Sam dumps him.