"Just watch, by the end of senior year she'll have me dressing up in a pink frilly dress and have me wear a blonde wig," - My friend Zach luv you zach

"Together f-o-r-e-v-e-r in a crayon box... oh the horror!!!"

"So last night I tried on my girlfriends skinny jeans... never will I do that again... it was like torture in the form of pants!"

BVB and BOTDF Addict!(:

"The President bombed another country whose name we couldn't pronounce"

"I Like it better when its not,just pretend"