Snorlax is like some awesome pig.
And Magikarp is a god damn fish!
Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis like a peanut!"
"What do you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?"
"No," says Johnny. "It's salty."
why is it every
god
damn
time
i
speak
to
you
you
just
ignore
me
