Those cute celebrities, they say the darndest things. Whether they''re feeling "emotionable" , "dramatical", having "religious epiphanosities" , or merely having a little trouble coming up with the right metaphor "I want to be your tampon," quotes Prince Charles-celebs have cornered the market on a highly sophisticated and entertaining skill: Saying dumb stuff.
VH1''s 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes will explore the most scintillatingly stupid sound bites and other utterances ever, and ponder just what the heck might have been going through their crazy celebrity noggins. In this 2-hour special, our panel of celebs, pundits, comedians, and assorted wordsmiths will weigh in on the puzzling proclamations from:
Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it''s tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea"
Tara Reid - "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist"
Paris - "What''s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
Kimberly Stewart - xon Jennifer Aniston) "I like her cuz she''s like, homely. She must have something else going on cuz it''s not like she''s gorgeous or anything."
Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it''s true lightness."
George Bush - "Too many obgyn''s aren''t able to practice their love with women across this country."
Arnold Schwarzanegger - "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Bill Clinton - "If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That''s a good-looking mummy."
Britney Spears - "I get to go overseas places, like Canada"
Christina Aguilera - "So, where''s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Dan Quayle - "I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."
And The Truly Bizarre
Joaquin Phoenix - "Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain"
David Hasselfhoff - "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."
R.Kelly - "All of a sudden you''re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I''m going through."
Brooke Shields - "Smoking kills, and if you''re killed, you''ve lost a very important part of your life."
These 2 hours may not make you smarter, but they will certainly make you feel smarter. You''ll be quoting these gems til the "koalabies" come home. So don''t miss VH1''s DUMBEST CELEBRITY QUOTES.
Features New Interviews with:
-RANDY x JASON SKLAR
-SUNDA CROONDQUIST x more.
And now you''re wondering why I may post this list. Well...there was an article on KW today that had some very intelligent and witty quotes--I felt like doing the opposite--and the opposite is of course totally dumb unintelligent and not-so-witty quotes.
I want to be humble but...
I won Most Giving in the KW Awards so I''ll give all you--a car, and you...a car! I''ll be like Oprah! And second place in smartest--not bad for a member here almost a year.