I found a way to make Slender NOT SCARY.
Tip Number One :
Rationalize the Slender man!! Maybe you dropped your wallet in the park, and he's being nice and trying to give it back to you. Look at him, he wears a nice suit. Maybe he's homeless and he needs 20 dollars to wash his suit and go to a job interview and make himself into a decent human being!
Tip Number Two :
Slender Man can't hurt you... But he can hurt you because you are a CYBORG!!! But one of your robot parts may not be working because you're moving slower that a melting stick of butter down a hill. ._.
Tip Number Three :
Turn on the lights. OH THIS AIN'T SO BAD!! XD
Tip Number Four :
Throw Slender Man a rave!! *flashes the flashlight on and off* OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!!
Tip Number Five :
Play games with the Slender Man!! *Looks away from Slender man* GREEN LIGHT. *looks back at him* RED LIGHT. *looks away from him* GREEN LIGHT. *looks at him* RED LIGHT-- OH, YOU'RE CHEATING!!
Tip Number Six :
Sing the happiest song you know. I LIKE PONIES AND RAINBOWS LA LA LA *sees the Slender man* OH JESUS CHRIST!!
Mephobia: The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.