I found a way to make Slender NOT SCARY. Tip Number One
: Rationalize the Slender man!!
Maybe you dropped your wallet in the park, and he's being nice and trying to give it back to you. Look at him, he wears a nice suit. Maybe he's homeless and he needs 20 dollars to wash his suit and go to a job interview and make himself into a decent human being!Tip Number Two
: Slender Man can't hurt you... But he can hurt you because you are a CYBORG!!!
But one of your robot parts may not be working because you're moving slower that a melting stick of butter down a hill. ._.Tip Number Three
: Turn on the lights
. OH THIS AIN'T SO BAD!! XDTip Number Four
: Throw Slender Man a rave!!
*flashes the flashlight on and off* OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!!Tip Number Five
: Play games with the Slender Man!!
*Looks away from Slender man* GREEN LIGHT. *looks back at him* RED LIGHT. *looks away from him* GREEN LIGHT. *looks at him* RED LIGHT-- OH, YOU'RE CHEATING!!Tip Number Six
: Sing the happiest song you know
. I LIKE PONIES AND RAINBOWS LA LA LA *sees the Slender man* OH JESUS CHRIST!!
Mephobia: The fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.