"Duck Soup" wrote:

"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

"ImSoOld" wrote:

Oh yeah, btw, KW legally has to report you to the cops now. Even if htis thread is a joke because you've stated to be planning illegal activity. So... good luck with that, I guess.

Quit scaring people, jerk

First of all, no name calling. Its immature. Second, you're telling them not scare people in a thread that suggests that the Government locks people in coffins six feet under for the rest of eternity?

Dude, I'm pretty sure people know that people don't live forever XD

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"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

"Duck Soup" wrote:

"mcdonaldburger" wrote:

haha i knew u gusy wud be so ignorant and not even offer any evidence to support your beliefs.. this is exactly what the govenment wants and ur all in denial and i cant see why because do u think death is a good thing? u are siding with them and one day they will send you to a locked coffin where u spend eternity dont u get it? give me your evidence and if u guys didnt know, lobsters are immortal yeah go look it up that is my evidence lobsters cant die they are forever

I'm suprised you haven't mentioned the lizard conspiracy. You know, where the people in the Government are actually alien reptilians that are thousands of years old, and are constantly brainwashing us to be their slaves? My personal favorite conspiracy is the one where John Travolta and Nicolas Cage are actually gay vampire lovers that have been alive for almost 1000 years! They reinvent themselves every 70 years to avoid suspicion!

1. Dude, want my proof? a. well, we've all seen things die you are just crazy XD b. Lobsters aren't immortal ... ?? Where'd you even get that?!?! 2. @DuckSoup I love your conspiracies!!!

Thanks! But sadly enough they're not my own. There are actually people silly enough to believe them. But still, 10 points for thinking outside the box... right?

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IT'S THE ILLUMINATI xD 

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"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

"Duck Soup" wrote:

"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

"ImSoOld" wrote:

Oh yeah, btw, KW legally has to report you to the cops now. Even if htis thread is a joke because you've stated to be planning illegal activity. So... good luck with that, I guess.

Quit scaring people, jerk

First of all, no name calling. Its immature. Second, you're telling them not scare people in a thread that suggests that the Government locks people in coffins six feet under for the rest of eternity?

Dude, I'm pretty sure people know that people don't live forever XD

I only do what the monkey says. And the monkey is always right. *conspiracies conspiracies*

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YOU ALL ARE BLINDED BY THE EVIL GOVERMENTSSSS  *HIISSS* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE ELVES IN MY BASEMENT: THEY TELL ME; THAT IF I JUMPED OUT OF MY WINDOW, I WON'T DIE. SAME APPLES IF I SET MYSELF ON FIRE. AND THE ELVES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT >:U If you don't excuse me, I'm going to go back into my cave. NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, BE FREE FROM THE MATRIX!

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"NecroToTheHolic" wrote:

YOU ALL ARE BLINDED BY THE EVIL GOVERMENTSSSS *HIISSS* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE ELVES IN MY BASEMENT: THEY TELL ME; THAT IF I JUMPED OUT OF MY WINDOW, I WON'T DIE. SAME APPLES IF I SET MYSELF ON FIRE. AND THE ELVES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT >:U If you don't excuse me, I'm going to go back into my cave. NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE TRUTH, BE FREE FROM THE MATRIX!

omigod that is hilarious!!!!

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ImsoOld i just looked it up and there is no law saying kidsworld must report me to the police and i have not committed the act yet so my punishment would be minimal and i can easily defend myself in court as they would have a lack of proof if id actually do it or not and i have used a fake name to sign up with this so they will not find me i have 3 brothers and 2 sisters so they will not know who to charge with this act. so i am not scared of your statement. i understand computers have IP's so i know they could find my house but they wont be able to find me as i am anonymous they can't charge my whole family and i'll never admit to who i am. As for the people trying to disprove me, you are not disproving me. my theory is still legititmate and i realize i could be wrong but with my logic i think i am right. If you wouldn't be so ignorant you would look up that lobsters are immortal and they live forever we have proof of that all we need is to prove all other living things are immortal the govt leaked out classified documents about lobsters being immortal and they tried to cover it up which leads me to believe humans are also immortal and we don't know that people died before the govt, i think that's why so many people create storeis about immoriality becuase they are ancient and back then it exsisted until a group of people called the governemnt came along and sent them into hidden places and burned their bodies so they became ghosts. if you think about it it all makes sense.

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"mcdonaldburger" wrote:

why so many people create storeis about immoriality.

What about unicorns? Does this mean unicorns are real? I mean, there are so many stories on unicorns! I'm just happy that you're not serious.  I love jokes.  And this my friend, is the funniest.

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I know the government is whack, but this? No. People die.

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"onlyindarkness" wrote:

I know the government is whack, but this? No. People die.

Of course people die.  There is scientific proof, there are media footages to show people die.  I've seen people die! When their hearts stop, it stops.  Every thing that "mcdonaldburger" has stated so far are a bunch of half-thought out ideas and conspiracies that have no evidence other than what people think happens. Elvis is alive! Alien reptilians are controlling our planet! Two famous actors are gay vampires that have been alive for centuries! The Government doesn't want us to know that we're immortal! Aliens regularly abduct you and use mind control to stop you from remembering! I am Snape's Wife on an alternative-dimensional universe! The movie "Avatar" actually is real News Footage, but the forces that control the Universe tell us that its just a movie! All of these are just what people think happens.  No actual hard, scientific evidence to actually prove that these are real. I'm just glad that "mcdonaldburger" is pulling our leg.  Because I refuse to believe that there are actually people this ridiculous in our society.

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