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Jesus had a bad weekend.

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Teh_Skittlez
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It's hilarious to me how people think Jesus has done so much for us, that he suffered so badly to help save us from an eternity. I have three things to say to this.  1. Crosses were a common method of capital punishment back then.  2. Jesus was there for 3 days before he got to go to heaven.  3. Prometheus. Prometheus was the Greek titan accredited with taking fire from the gods, and bringing it down to mortals. Do you know what his punishment was? He was bound to a rock, where an eagle came down everyday to eat his liver, which would also regenerate everyday.  Compared to this, Jesus just had a bad weekend. (hence the title)

Jesus had a bad weekend.

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Starlight hills
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x3 hilarious Tongue Out

You know what "Normal" is? A setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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MtDew75
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I really would like a "like" button for this..... And Jesus was then able to get up and carry on with his after life.... so not fair.

It's ok that you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.

*********Sigh, humans are interesting bugs**********

If you're going to come here and troll, please have the common courtesy to have even a little information at your disposal. It's rude to troll when ignorant.

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Jesus had a bad weekend.

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-Inspired-
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xD

It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not being able to love.
--Miguel de Unamuno


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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-Damaged
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You're cool.


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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-Allie-
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Did the eagle bring fava beans with him while he feasted?

U b hatin


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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Jack Mack
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Hell, think about the one person that turned back to look at the city after God commanded them not to. That chick was turned into a pillar of salt. SALT. 


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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MovingBrick
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Indeed. *presses like button*

Stop your crying, Helpless feeling

Dry your eyes and start believing


Jesus had a bad weekend.

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Storm1232
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Dang, I'm a christian but I'll admit, that was kinda funny

Jesus had a bad weekend.

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AlphaT
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um..one is dated hundreds of years before the other....sorry to rain on your Atheist parade...but I nuked it.


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