Posted about 4 years ago
1.Sing as loudly as you can and make sure he can hear you
2.Cover your ears and go blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,etc.
3.Tickle him (if he's ticklish
4.Laugh at him (even if what he says isn't funny), until it drives him mad
5.Walk into his room & smack him with a pillow, then walk out
6.When he says shut up, say make me and if he says shut up again, say make me again
7.Make loud and obnoxious noises right next to him
8.Whenever he says something say "why?"
9.Whenever he says something say "huh?" like you don't get it
10.Whenever he says something, don't let him finish, interrupt him with stupid stuff like "cows" or "bean dip"
11.Poke him constantly again and again and again
12.Say "Hey, (his name), is that that girl you like over there?" loudly, and point at random girl.
13.Loudly yell "EW! When was the last time you took a shower!?"
14.When standing next to him, yell "Omigosh, there's a hobo next to me!" Then punch him repeatedly
15.Roll around on the ground and say "I love you SOOOO much (Brothers name)"
16.Hug him and don't let go
17.Slap him and run, as he makes a big deal trying to catch you
18.Or, yell "Help! Police! Child molestor!
19.Make obnoxious noises, and when he tells you to shut up yell "Profanity! Profanity!" and point at him
20.Tell strangers that he's your smoking hot "olda boy" boyfriend.
21.Follow him really, REALLY closely
22.Make farting noises behind him and hide
23.Stare at him
24.If he slaps you, yell "Child Abuse!"
25.Or say in a gruff voice "Is that all you got maggot?"
26.Start dancing and yell to him to "Cut a rug"
27.Run away and hide, and get him in huge trouble for losing you
28.Pick up trash you find, pretend to throw it away, then put it down his shirt
30.Run around him in circles
31.Get mom or dad mad enough to spank him-always a classic
32.Critisize the clothes he's wearing
33.Screw around with his hair
34.Loudly proclaim "I LOVE you"
35.Talk to everyone (including him) with a lisp
36.Say you want something you know you can't have, and when he tells you no cry really loudly
37.Jump on his back and yell "PIGGYBACK RIDE!"
38.After every word you say to him, say "like"
AT HOME AGAIN
39.Tell on him for something he didn't do
40.Go in his room and refuse to come out, when he drags you out tell on him for hurting you
41.Steal the remote when he's watching something and change the channel
42.Start hitting him and when he hits back tell on him and say "He started it"
43.Jump on his stuff
44.Hide his stuff and deny all knowledge of it
45.Pretend to act like a gangster
46.Act like a robot
47.Stand in front of the television when he's watching something or playing video games
48.When he's doing homework and leaves, erase random problems
49.Use incorrect grammer
50.Pronounce stuff wrong
51.When he asks parents for homework help, volunteer and yell "I'LL DO IT I'LL DO IT!
52.When he says no, pout and hide in your room for an hour
53.Ask him if he wants to do some fidafhasjdfhakdj
54.Put some sort of poo in his room
55.Spit on him
57.Yell "I was born to dance!" And dance around him, stepping on his toes
58.Say "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" and stab him with a rubber or plastic sword
59.If he keeps some sort of toy gun, steal it and hold him up with it
60.Get two walkie talkies, turn them on and hide one under his pillow, then at night whisper loudly into it "I'm watching you"
61.Take pictures of him all the time
62.Record him saying something embaressing/dumb
64.When he asks you to play something agree, then two minutes into it quit for the most ridiculous reason you can think of
IN THE CAR
65.Say "are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Repeat.
66.If he brought something to do, hide it right before you leave
68.If you're really small, run to the car and sit in the front seat before he can
69.When he's about to sit in a seat, sit there
70.Touch him in some way
71.Steal whatever he's doing, and sit on it
72.If he's looking out the window, slap him really hard on the back of the neck
73.Start humming and when he tells you to stop, ask "Stop what?"
75.Blow in his ear
76.Bang on car stuff
77.Flick the person driving and blame it on him
78.Tell him "You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'!"
79.If he's sitting in the front seat, poke and or flick him
81.Quote stupid things
82.Threaten him with things you know you can't do
83.Do something that will get you carsick and barf on him
84.Eat something with lots of crumbs close to him
85.Before he sits down, put a whoopee cushion on his seat
86.Whisper in his ear "Mooonnnkkkeyyyyychuuunnnnkkkkssss"
87.Roll down the window and scream
89.Ask him what a carburator, transmission, and other random car are
90.Say loudly "So how are your grades doing?"
91.Rub yourself against him and say "You're warm"
14-12-13 I love my little tomliboo so much xoxoxox