NOOOOOOO IT'S DYING!! WHYYY

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"Da metal bit goes dere... da pointy bit goes dere..." Gorgutz sang, happily hammering away at the massive, highly unstable-looking contraption of metal and wood, painted several shades of red, blue and yellow. "Da pointy stick goes dere, da WAAAGH-sign goes dere..."

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(Revival time!)

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Laughing maniacally, Gorgutz stood before his life's work. Ridiculousely massive in size, the ork had somehow managed to procure more metal than the room given could hold, resulting in the stage's size rivalling the building of the school. Painted in different shades of blue (FER DA LUCK!), yellow (SO IT GOES BETTAR!) and red (IT GOES FASTA NOW!), crude letters shouting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH at the viewer, the stage was bathed in thousands of tiny lights, ranging from red, to yellow, to even orange, turning the night to the closest what one might come to with a sunless day. Massive horns (SPIKEY BITS MAKE BETTAR BITS!) grew out all over the gargantuan contraption, while the stage itself, sitting under two particularly huge spikes, was brightened with the stage's headlights. But he was not done yet, oh no. Cracking his knuckles, the massive ork began to lift a metal sign twice his own size, climbing a ladder up to where the two horns met. On the sign, there was first a scratched out line reading "DA SOUN'S O' DA CHAOS BOYS". Underneath said scratched out line, Gorgutz had finally been able to pull together enough sanity to write, again in the same bright red as the scratched out words above "DA SOUN'S O' DA MADNESS!"

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