Please do not ask to join. It says "Open", so go ahead. You and a group of other people all wake up in very large room. No windows. Just gray steel on all sides of you, although there is a large blank screen hanging in front of you, with "POLITBURO" printed in the bottom right hand corner. It speaks:
"Initializing confirmation sequences."
"Hello, clients. Please await assessment. Protest, violence or harassment of this device will result in immediate neutralization."
And now for something completely different.