If u have ever read ANY of my last friend posts u probably would know bout a girl that I will call H. H is a bratty, overdramatic, stereotype who is super mean most of the time but still refers to me as her BFF even though she's literally tried to beat me up more than once.
Today when we were waiting to leave school, I was trying to convince my friends that I had never told a single one of their secrets (they still didn't trust me, even though the admitted that I had never spoken anything). Then H came over and said that she knew one of my secrets and I thought she was talking about how I was atheist and I screamed, "No!" but turns out my "secret" was a crush that I had in third grade (i'm in fifth grade now) that she still won't accept I'm over. she declared, super loudly, "Asia has a cruwsy wussy on [random guy]." Then the guy (who was standing five feet away) looked at me funny and I told her to shut up but she kept on singing. "Asia and {random guy} sitting in a tree, K-I-S-I-N-G (I swear she didn't even spell kissing right)."
Our conversation:
Me: H! Shut up! You know that's not true!
H: Oh really?
Me: He's right over there!!
H: OMG...I'm so sorry!!
awkward moment as everybody chats
H: You has a crushy wusshy?
Me: What the heck! Shut up!
H: You said you did!
Me: That was two years ago in a game of stinkin truth or dare!
H: {random guy} Hey! Asia LOOOOOVVVEEESSS you!
There were a bunch of other people around us and they stared at me weirdly too. I'm guessing my social life is offically over. What do I do?





