*I am 2 nice 2 say mean things
*He seeks me out to do his daily routine of stabbing and such
*I've tried asking nicely
*I've tried to get even but I'm no match
*I don't want to hurt his feelings because he's.... an... annoying but nice friend
*He has a girlfriend by what he says so I doubt he like-likes me
P.S. I am totally crazy !!