You are standing next to the fenced gate which blocks the road leading up to the Genetic Research Department. A large sign is next to you. "WELCOME TO GRD, NON-SPECIFIED PERSONS MAY NOT ENTER THROUGH THIS AREA. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT, NO EXCEPTIONS. ENJOY YOUR STAY."
You are guarding this gate. The GRD is looking for a cure for the recent outbreak that has spread among the public, the one that made people go insane and kill others. That one. You must defend this gate for humanity. Huzzah.
GRD has given you a chemical mask and an assault rifle in order to deal with any trespassing civilians who might want to screw up their progress.
What do you do?
A) Stand around and do nothing.
B) Light a cigar.
C) Inspect the road in front of you.