"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"Laugh when you can,
Apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"Laugh when you can,
Apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"Laugh when you can,
Apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"