"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"

"Someone told me I'm immature, that I need to grow up. Guess who's not aloud in my treehouse, now?!"
"Shower=98% reflecting on the meanings of life, 2% actually washing myself."
"If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again."
"Half a dozen=because 'six' is way too long."
"Me: *wakes up*
-two hours later-
*gets out of bed*"

"No matter how big and tough you are, if a two year old hands you a play phone, you pretend to awnser it."
"I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
"1. Dig a hole 
2. Call it love
3. Watch people fall in love"
"'No officer, my speech isn't splurred. I'm just talking in cursive.'"