i messaged me friend ichi more than twenty minutes ago but she hasnt messaged me back and i KNOW shes online
i knew it she hates me

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listens depressedly to moonlight densetsu 

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dear, girlfriend,
i just want to lie on your chest and cuddle on the couch and wear your sweaters and feel your arms around me and put my arms around you and maybe kiss you on the cheek a little and then watch a dumb movie with you but not even pay attention because were busy cuddling and just being together and this is so embarrassing because i dont know if im ever gonna get out of the twelve-year-old-with-a-crush stage of our relationship but jeez you just make me feel really nice inside whenever i think about you

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mom thinks i hate the girly movies she watches because they are romances but little does she know i write like twenty romances a day
i just hate those movies because they are dumb
what dumb ways to fall in love
i prefer coffee shop aus over mom's dumb romance movies
that's how dumb they are

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Everything was going totally fine until Roxy suggested a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven. Pretty much everyone was convinced within a minute or two, and the rules were quickly gone over: everyone would put their name on a slip of paper in a hat. Then, Roxy would pull a name, and that person would pull another name. No matter who you pulled, boy or girl, you had to go into the other room with them, for the full seven minutes. 
Dave took a breath nervously as he looked at all the people at the party. It was a fairly sizable group, twenty kids, all from school. His older brother Dirk was there, too, which was weird because Dave was pretty sure he'd never even met Makara. Oh well, no time to dwell on that. He dropped his name into the hat, not letting on the fact that he was actually really nervous. When the hat had gone all the way around the room and back to Roxy, all eyes were on her. She dramatically pulled out a slip of paper and read it out, loud enough for everyone to hear: "Karkat". Dave sighed in relief; at least it wasn't him.
Karkat tried to press himself against the wall and disappear, looking about as uncomfortable about the game as Dave felt. Terezi pushed the red-haired boy forward, cackling. 
"Go ahead, Karkles, it'll be fun!" she giggled.
Karkat shuffled forward and reached into the hat, closing his eyes. Dave wasn't sure, but he could swear he caught Karkat mouthing "Terezi". Finally, he picked a slip of paper between his fingers and opened it up. His face turned bright red and he choked: "Equius." Everyone oohed and aahed and whistled and cheered.
Equius's eyes widened and he nearly fell off the couch he'd been lounging on. "N-Nepeta!" he cried, glaring at the blonde next to him. "I told you I didn't want to play!"
"Come on, Equius, it's fun! You know what fun is, don't you?" she asked, nudging him playfully.
"You're gonna ruin the game for everyone, Zahhak!" snapped Vriska, flipping her dark, tangled hair over her shoulder. "Just go!"
Equius, with a light shove from Nepeta, stumbled forward. Karkat grumbled something that sounded a lot like "Don't you dare touch me," as they were guided into the guest bedroom.
As soon as the door was shut behind them, the room erupted into conversation. John leaned over to Dave. "Do you think they're gonna kiss?" he asked, giggling.
"Nah," said Dave, smirking. "See, Equius is gonna spend the whole time sitting on the bed, sweating and saying 'oh my' and Vantas is gonna spend the whole time swearing and pushing himself as far into the corner as he can go."
John laughed. "I wonder who goes up next?"
Dave shrugged, feeling nervous again. "I bet it's gonna be a really weird combo. Like uh..."
"Gamzee and Rose," John supplied.
Dave laughed. "Oh my god," he said between laughs. "Can you imagine?"
"Time's up!" called Roxy, knocking on the bedroom door. 
Karkat came barreling out of the room at top speed, swearing. He grabbed Gamzee's shoulders and hid behind him. Gamzee just smiled and looked down at him. "Were you guys being all about having a good time in there?" he asked.
Karkat just grunted and pushed his face into Gamzee's shoulderblades. "Remind me to never come to one of your parties again."
Gamzee laughed. "Whatever you're all telling me, brother."
Equius stumbled out of the bedroom, looking embarrassed and upset. He shuffled over to Nepeta and said something so quiet that no one could hear but her. 
She shrieked in delight, clapping her hands. "That's fantastic!" she giggled. 
Equius hid behind his hands.
"All right, listen up folks!" called Roxy. She plucked a name from the hat. "Eridan!"
Eridan stumbled forward, reaching in and grabbing a paper. He read the name, and then threw it back in. "I am not goin' w-with him!" he shouted. "I'm not playin'."
"You have to, Eridan," Roxy pleaded. "Don't be a spoilsport." 
"Yeah, come on, Ampora!" called Sollux. "Don't ruin it! Who'th the unlucky guy, fithhbreath?"
"You."
Sollux let out a low, discontented sound. "If you think--"
"Don't ruin it, Tholluckth!" said Vriska mockingly. 
Sollux flushed and walked forward. He and Eridan went into the guest room together without any more fuss, not even looking at each other.
(ok im done for now more of this generic poop later i guess)

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im hungry
really hungry
wheres the food
i need to make fudge still
im so lazy 
im so tired

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wow thanks for messaging me back 4 hours later when youve been online this whole time

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makin fudge

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"George Weasley " wrote:

makin fudge

I'm not sure what this post is about... but make me some fudge too ? (: 

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"James_da_Beast" wrote:

I'm not sure what this post is about... but make me some fudge too ? (: 

no this fudge is for my friends for christmas no one can eat this fudge not even me

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