i love homestuck and i still havent seen the trolls. what

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"~Love.The.Way.You.Laugh" wrote:

i love homestuck and i still havent seen the trolls. what

no way man the beta kids are like the best
the trolls dont come in until act 5 you probably have a lot of reading to do

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oh ok

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sobs loudly on the floor as i listen to dead hearts and think about homestuck

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"George Weasley " wrote:

no one on this website has ever even heard of homestuck 
homestuck is like my favorite thing 
the plot is amazing and complex
the characters are deep and realistic
also it's hilarious

I love homestuck

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"George Weasley " wrote:

Dave clamped his hand over his mouth to hold back whatever sour-tasting thing that was trying to come up. His vision blurred with tears until all he could see was red--what had once been his favorite color.
His knees dug into the rough, rocky pavement, but he could hardly feel it, his entire body was screaming with fear and pain and anger. "Bro?" he gasped softly, reaching forward. There was no response, no movement, no rise and fall of gentle breath in his chest. "Bro please, don't do this--I can't just live with Cal," he said, his voice shaking. "Come on, man, don't do this, you can't do this to me!" He was shouting now, but he could hardly hear himself, everything sounded distant and muffled.  "Bro, you can't do this, you can't, you can't leave me, not after mom and dad already did," he choked. He found himself leaning forward, resting his head on his brother's broken body. "Bro, you can't, you can't, please." He wasn't sure how long he laid there. There were a lot of sounds and voices and flashing lights, that he barely even registered.
He felt a hand touching him, and his body jerked. "Hey, the kid's conscious!" called a voice. "Kid, I'm gonna need you to stay still, ok?"
Dave pushed himself up and looked at the speaker. It was a man in a uniform reading "paramedic" "M-my Bro," he choked.
"Hey, hey, hey, lie down and don't move, ok?"
"I'm ok, I'm not hurt, my Bro--" The man gently held him down. He could normally push himself up when his Bro had him pinned like that, but, he found himself unable to move.
"You're gonna be just fine, kid, we're gonna take you to the hospital and it'll all be okay," said the man.
"No, no," Dave gasped. "It's happening again, it keeps happening," he choked. 
"What keeps happening?" asked the paramedic soothingly.
"M-my Bro, it keeps happening," he said, his voice shaking as well as his entire body. "Never keep him safe, never keep anyone safe," he continued, "a failure, I'm a failure, I'm not a hero, never be a hero."
"It's okay, no one expects you to save anyone--"
"I can't, I can't, I couldn't save him, it's my fault, it's all my fault," he gasped."All my fault," he choked over and over again. His vision blacked out slowly and his voice faded until there was nothing.

im not allowed to write anymore

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i hate when people say they love all human beings because thats really stupid 
no one loves everyone
hate is a natural emotion it HAPPENS
i happen to seriously despise a number of people and im not afraid to admit it

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jake stop making everything about you please
its her birthday
you know she liked you
stop it please jake please
jake no dont do this
jake talk out your feelings with dirk
jake 
jAKE
JAKE
ok but dirk is the prince of heart we all know where this is going they're gonna break up and some stuff is gonna go seriously wrong and people are gonna die
the last panel of homestuck will be dirk and dave passionately kissing in front of lord english, who is disgusted by the contact, shocking callie awake and bringing peace and unity back to the multiverse and everyone is happy and all of my ships become canon and all the good characters will come back to life somehow and everything will be ok
what a joke

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this is my bff towel
he's a bear
we're chillin together because im sleepy

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being meguca is suffering

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