i am young and impatient and i want a tablet and i want to write fanfictions about jewish dave

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pleASE IM JUST A CHILD IM BEGGING YUOU
PLEASE

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sometimes i roleplay as my bear towel
its rlly weird but idc

hi i am towel and i am bear
carson loves bear towel
roar

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dave ####### from the torah at his bar mitzvah

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rap is not a bad word u potatoes it's an art form

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Is this like your other thread "hi i'm carson"?

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"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

Is this like your other thread "hi i'm carson"?

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"TruSpirit" wrote:

"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

Is this like your other thread "hi i'm carson"?

yes

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“David, put on your yarmulke,” said Bro. The camera was positioned in front of the couch to take their annual family Chanukkah portrait.
“It looks stupid. John’s gonna laugh,” said Dave.
“You shouldn’t be ashamed of it. Anyway, it looks freaking awesome. Egbert’s an idiot, what he thinks doesn’t matter,” Bro said. “Now put on your yarmulke.”
Dave sighed and put it on. He made a sour face into the camera, which Bro laughed at. “This is stupid, why do we have to wear these dumb sweaters and take dumb pictures? We don’t even have any relatives to show them to.”
“Mrs. Paskowitz likes to see the pictures.”
“The one who always gives me chocolate gelt?”
“Yeah.”
“She’s weird.”
“She’s nice.”
“She smells weird.”
“Be nice about Mrs. Paskowitz.”
“Why should I?”
“Because I’m telling you to.”

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wat to do 

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