You're not an intellectual. You just have internet access.
Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Do me a favor: look in the mirror, and observe the reflection that's staring right at you. Do you see that? That's an alive, breathing, human being, that deserves to be happy, like anybody else in this world. That's a human being that deserves love. A being that's went through so much, but stood so strong. I'm so proud of you.