You: Hey, how are you?
User: I'm good. You?
You: That's awesome. Same!
You: Yeah right!
User: Yeah. Haha. xD
Nonsense conversation. That makes me lull to sleep.
It happens to me all the time, due to laziness or the "speechless syndrome".
You: By the way, what's "Speechless Syndrome"?
It is the sick when you don't know what to say to other user, although you tried to. You just make, "hey, how are you?", "I'm good, you?", "That's amazing!", "Aww.", and the like.
You: So Bea, what could I do?
Simple. Just erase those boring and cliche lines and make an interesting subject!
You: What? Is that really simple? It's not easy! Wow, I don't like you.
Wow, chill, dude. That's why I made this thread to give you tips on how to make an interesting conversation with your friend and other users here.
#1. When you start off a conversation, try not to say "hi, how are you?".
Really, it is too much cliche. Try to think an interesting greeting to the user then add something random to it.
"Hello there from other country! You know, I'm in the good mood today and I'm sure we will be having a nice conversation!"
"Yo. I'm from other dimension. I'm from planet 646. And you?"
"Howdy! What's the weather there? The sky here is angry at us. He's crying wildly."
#2: When you're replying to someone else, just make a unique, funny, epic, or random answer for that. Make sure it's not offending.
A user: Hello there, I missed you! How's your day?
You: My day's good, with my angry toaster that does not allowed me to eat a bread. I'm hungry! Help!
#3: Try not to be exaggerate and super hyper.
"HELLO. HAHA. I ATE YOU. ROAR."
Seriously. It's corny.
#4: Remember to share your interests, like, dislikes, hobbies, favorites, talents and the like!
" I love playing piano!"
"I prefer sandals over the high heels."
#5: Share your knowledge, interesting facts, and the like!
"Omg. Did you know that a cockroach cleans itself once they were touched by a human."
#6: Share latest news and trends.
"Did you know that there's a bombing incident in Boston?"
"Hey, did you know the new song of Psy called "Gentleman"?"
You see, it's very simple.
That's all. Bye!
That's another boring farewell line.
Here's my final goodbye:
You see? That's simple and easy to learn! Time is running out and I need to go now. Farewell, peeps. See you soon and have a good day, and a good future.
My sig is successfully ruined.