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I'm sad, someone, please tell me a joke ~ I need a laughhhhhhh :3 -pouts-


We cut and kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

We cut and kill ourselves because we think we are not.


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I'm not good at jokes but some times if I spell your name I spell it "Violent" instead of "Violet" lol

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"jordand08" wrote:

I'm not good at jokes but some times if I spell your name I spell it "Violent" instead of "Violet" lol


haha well, I am violent. xD So that'd probably make some sense. ^^ -smiles- Thanks anyway.  


We cut and kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

We cut and kill ourselves because we think we are not.


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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Becuase it was dead. Real funny, right?  Tired  It's so stupid it kinda makes you smile. Or, why were Helen Keller's legs yellow? Because her dog was blind, too. I don't have any funny jokes. Watch that Liberty Mutual commercial, I always laugh at the dummies who don't have any common sense, and think about the insurance agent trying not to laugh the them.


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"Yeliak" wrote:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Becuase it was dead. Real funny, right?  Tired  It's so stupid it kinda makes you smile. Or, why were Helen Keller's legs yellow? Because her dog was blind, too. I don't have any funny jokes. Watch that Liberty Mutual commercial, I always laugh at the dummies who don't have any common sense, and think about the insurance agent trying not to laugh the them.


-giggles- 


We cut and kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

We cut and kill ourselves because we think we are not.


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"JezreelMariee" wrote:



"jordand08" wrote:


I'm not good at jokes but some times if I spell your name I spell it "Violent" instead of "Violet" lol


haha well, I am violent. xD So that'd probably make some sense. ^^ -smiles- Thanks anyway.  

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"The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all the can do is stare blankly."
-Great Gatsby 


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okay... so there were three guys on an airplane that was about to crash. In order to survive, they each had to throw one thing out the window of the airplane . The first man threw an apple, The second man threw an orange, and the third one threw a hand grenade. After they landed, they found a little girl crying next to a dead cat. One of the men asked "What happened?" and the girl replied " an apple fell out of the sky and killed my kitty." Then the second man found a little boy crying next to a dead dog he asked " what happened?" the little boy replied " an orange fell out of the sky and killed my puppy." Then the third man found a little girl laughing and he asked " why are you laughing?" and the little girl replied " I farted and the building behind me exploded"

sorrry if its long... i hope it made you laugh though

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Parkour kids living life the edge I'm probably good bustin a head Now you sing that! Or else I won't give you vanilla cookie

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"Kaylamon" wrote:

okay... so there were three guys on an airplane that was about to crash. In order to survive, they each had to throw one thing out the window of the airplane . The first man threw an apple, The second man threw an orange, and the third one threw a hand grenade. After they landed, they found a little girl crying next to a dead cat. One of the men asked "What happened?" and the girl replied " an apple fell out of the sky and killed my kitty." Then the second man found a little boy crying next to a dead dog he asked " what happened?" the little boy replied " an orange fell out of the sky and killed my puppy." Then the third man found a little girl laughing and he asked " why are you laughing?" and the little girl replied " I farted and the building behind me exploded"


sorrry if its long... i hope it made you laugh though


oh my god xD xD xD lol  


We cut and kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

We cut and kill ourselves because we think we are not.


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"TemporalSolitude" wrote:

Parkour kids living life the edge I'm probably good bustin a head Now you sing that! Or else I won't give you vanilla cookie


-sings- xD
NOW GIVE ME MY VANILLA COOKIEEEEE c: 


We cut and kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

We cut and kill ourselves because we think we are not.


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