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Corny pick-up lines/ stories

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•"If you were a grape, I'd pick you" ••"Are you Jamaican because you're Jamaican me crazy" •••"Are you from Tennessee because you're the only tin I see"


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okay


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* This may sound corny but you make me really ho--- *
* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? *
* I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? *

Haha yeahh.. I know more but can't be bothered to post them. 


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Here are a few Harry Potter pick-up lines my boyfriend once used on me.
"What Quidditch position do you play? 'Cause you sure look like a Keeper."
"I must need Occlumency, cause I can't get you out of my thoughts."
"When I said Accio Beautiful, I didn't expect it to work."
"If I were a seaker and you were a snitch, would you let me catch you?"
(And my favorite Hunger Games pick-up line he used on me):
"Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speachless."

"Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age the child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies."
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the cake i make chocolate cake, i hate balloons because the shout of them i hate o.o i loves new year day the day we can make their wishes o-o yesterday i get chips for eating 


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If you were a fart I'd hold you in because I would never want to let you go <3

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Once apon a time there was a sixteen-year-old boy who fancied a girl who, sadly, didn't even acknowledge his existence. He had known her since the first grade and lives in the house behind her house, so he walks the same route as she does to get home after school. His mom knows her mom and is a doctor, so the girl had been to her mother's doctor's office on many occasions. His dad, Joe Hart, deliver's babies.
The boy was feeling extra confident the week of Valentine's Day, so for six days leading up to Valentine's Day, he had a romantic gift dropped off at her locker with an anonymous note leaving a hint of who it was.
Day one he left her one yellow carnation (her favorite flower) and left a note saying: "I've been watching you since first grade."
Day two he left her a box of chocolates with a note saying: "I follow you home everyday."
Day three he left a gold necklace and a note saying: "I know your blood type."
Day four he left her a matching charm bracelet and a note saying, "I can see in your window at night."
Day five he left her a match pair of earrings and a note saying, "I know that your birthday is January 3rd, 1996. You were born at St. Joan's Hospital and delivered by Joe Hart."
During school on day five a lot of buzz was going around about The Girl receiving creepy messages in her locker.
Hmm, The Boy wondered. What a scary coincidence! Hope the creep is caught.
Day six, The boy when to deliver his gift and note as usually but instead there was a note waiting for him that read,
Listen, you creep! I don't know who you are or what you want but stop stalking me! I have a boyfriend who is 19 and he will beat you up! My dad is a cop and my mom is a judge! LEAVE ME ALONE,
Sincerely,
a girl who is truly creeped out.



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"celestx" wrote:

If you were a fart I'd hold you in because I would never want to let you go <3
aww ^.^

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"brunostar" wrote:



"celestx" wrote:


If you were a fart I'd hold you in because I would never want to let you go <3
aww ^.^


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One Brent Rivera said On Vine. (:

"Hey Girl I've been following you everywhere, because my mom told me to always follow my dreams."

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