By the way nice joke on titanic xD and ignnore the caps plz.

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thankzz bro

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bro O-o?

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"sulu.megha" wrote:

IF TITANIC WAS  MADE IN INDIA   1)THERE WOULD BE 10 TIMES AS MANY PEOPLE ON THE SHIP   2)THERE WOULD BE A SONG WITH KATE WISLET IN A WHITE SAREE AND OF COURSE SINGING IN YHE RAIN . 3)THE MOVIE WOULD BE CALLED "PAYAR KIYA TO MARNA KYA ???"   4)HERO AND HEROINE WOULD FLOAT IN COLD WATER FOR DAYS AND STILL SURVIVE ,BUT HE VILLAIN WOULD DIE ON THE FIRST DIP. 5)THE ICEBERG WOULD BE SENT BY THE HEROINES FATHER TO TEACH THE HERO A LESSON   6)NONE OF THE WOMAN WOULD SURVIVE OR FLOAT DUE TO THE HEAVY DESIGNER DRESS.   7)HALF OF THE RESCUE BOATS WOULD BE RESERVED FOR SC/ST/OBC.   THANK GOD THE MOVIE WAS MADE ABROAD !!!!!!!!  

xD Good one! A bit off topic?

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IF TITANIC WAS  MADE IN INDIA1)THERE WOULD BE 10 TIMES AS MANY PEOPLE ON THE SHIP2)THERE WOULD BE A SONG WITH KATE WISLET IN A WHITE SAREE AND OF COURSE SINGING IN YHE RAIN .3)THE MOVIE WOULD BE CALLED "PAYAR KIYA TO MARNA KYA ???"4)HERO AND HEROINE WOULD FLOAT IN COLD WATER FOR DAYS AND STILL SURVIVE ,BUT HE VILLAIN WOULD DIE ON THE FIRST DIP.5)THE ICEBERG WOULD BE SENT BY THE HEROINES FATHER TO TEACH THE HERO A LESSON6)NONE OF THE WOMAN WOULD SURVIVE OR FLOAT DUE TO THE HEAVY DESIGNER DRESS.7)HALF OF THE RESCUE BOATS WOULD BE RESERVED FOR SC/ST/OBC.THANK GOD THE MOVIE WAS MADE ABROAD !!!!!!!!

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its time for love.......................................love is in the air

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The Moment We r in TENSION...We will lose our ATTENTIONThen we are in total CONFUSIONand we'll feel IRRITATIONThis may spoil our personal RELATIONSUntimately, we won't get COOPERATIONAnd get things into COMPLICATIONThen we may raise CAUTION .And we have to take MEDICATIONWhy not try understanding the SITUATIONAnd try to think about the SOLUTIONMany problems will be solved by DISCUSSIONWhich will work out better in our PROFESSIONDon't think this is a free SUGGESTIONIt is only for our PREVENTIONIf we understand our INTENTIONWe'll never come again into TENSION!!!!!

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its sooo sad.... MONTH 1: Hi mommy. Im in your stomach. It's very comfortable in here. Im not ready to leave yet. MONTH 2: Mommy, Im still very small, but i cant wait to meet you! MONTH 3: Im starting to grow! Before you know it, i'll be big and strong! MONTH 4: Mommy im a girl! Aren't you proud? I can't wait to be your little princess. MONTH 5: Guess what mommy? I have hair. I really like it. It is soft and fine. MONTH 6: Mommy, why are we at the doctor? What is that EVIL man saying? What is an abortion? What is that needle for? OOW! OOW! Mommy stop him! It burns! I cant get away from it! HOUR LATER: Mommy I am an angel now, I met this nice man named God. He told me what an abortion was... Why didn't you want me? I thought you loved me... well I loved you mommy. He told me what an abortion was... well I loved you mommy. He told me that he will love me, and raise me to be big and strong... **Put this on your blog page if you hate abortion.**

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