Basically someone give me or someone a subject to rap about and i and them  will "try" to do one. Let the requests begin....

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Noodles .

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Noodles Noodles are a food, there yellow and hot Come on a plate or a ready packed pot. Packed with protein and the vitamins inside Im not giving out disbelief i never have lied. They look like a worm, Except they are tainted with taste. Man, i will never let these go to waste. Step out hamburgers there is a new king Eating noodles is my thing.

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Rap about rap music.

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Rap Music Get ready for a nailing  This rap will bring all the pro's about the lyrical king Just watch this rap give that bieber a sting. Dropping bombs on stupid boy bands Just like one direction Spreading more faster than a pandemic infection I dont give out masks if these rhymes come straight to your mouth. They fly everywhere from the north to the south. Busting rhymes more than Busta rhyme, But still he isnt worth half my time. Half the rappers they lose half there queue's. But still my words make more sense than an article in weekly world news. There king, they come out and they make themselves in there place. If your not so careful i will outrap your face. If your not careful, my raps will take you by surprise,  There a medicine to your body and glasses to your eyes! I treat you people with your requests becoming real. From the man, sincerely man of steel!

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Please rap about pi.  And no, I didn't forget the "E".

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RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry. I am truly sorry for this.

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Rap about beating up hippies at a Phish concert.

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"Nimsajeay" wrote:

Please rap about pi.  And no, I didn't forget the "E".

"TheAverageJC" wrote:

Rap about beating up hippies at a Phish concert.

Combination rap? Three to one to the four to the one,  called up Trey A to get ish done.  Five, nine, two six,  Trey got scared and used his gypsy tricks Fifty-three, Fifty-eight,  Got to the concert and started going irate,  Nine-seven-nine, slicing up hippies from behind,  'Soon as they started playing Llama  I went Jeffrey Dahmer. I could only picture DJ Jazzy Jeff while doing this 

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"Sage_kittycat" wrote:

RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry. I am truly sorry for this.

do you even listen to music or 

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