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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Default_girl

PUNKROCKNIA
KW User
Posted : Thu Jan 31 20:00:54 2008

yo mama is so fat i got lost when i was walking around her
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

beat that loser!!!!!!

shania

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Posted By:
Dsc057462

xRandiPie
KW User
Posted : Fri Feb 1 01:24:31 2008

yo mama is so big when ahw finally found a job for her it was



 



to plug up that big hole in the ozone layer



 



xp



 



oh oh oh and...



 



yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it >.<

 



*does victory dance*



xo "They say seasons change, but peopel don''t" ox

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Posted By:
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footy-queen
KW User
Posted : Fri Feb 1 12:29:15 2008

yeah thats cool wel my name is emily i come from england are u  cool anough to be friends

 

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footy-queen
KW User
Posted : Fri Feb 1 12:30:55 2008

are a friendly girl or boy cause i have only just got this

 

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dont_worry-be_happy
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Posted : Mon Feb 18 17:16:57 2008

Yo mama''s so ugly, they put her in a bell tower and told her to ring the bells!


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Posted By:
Dillon_avvie2

Lightning Knight
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Posted : Mon Feb 18 21:12:06 2008

Yo mamma''s so old that Adam and Eave signed her yearbook!

-Over and Out,
The Lightning Knight

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Posted By:
Mephone5

Spongie125
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Posted : Mon Feb 18 22:40:37 2008

Ooo.... Adam and Eve!! The first people!!

You momma's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it breaks.



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Posted By:
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Lightning Knight
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Posted : Tue Feb 19 02:07:36 2008

Yo mamma''s so ugly that a scientist saw her and screamed, "The dinosaurs ARE alive!"

Yo mamma''s so old AND ugly that she was the one that made the dinosaurs extinct!

-Over and Out,
The Lightning Knight

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Posted By:
Dillon_avvie2

Lightning Knight
KW User
Posted : Tue Feb 19 02:08:08 2008

Even better....

Yo mamma''s so old that she BABY-SAT Adam and Eve!

-Over and Out,
The Lightning Knight

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superhawk5
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Posted : Wed Feb 20 02:54:15 2008

yo mama''s so ugly she went to Tokyo and they yelled "It''s Godzillaaaaa!!

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