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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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4sunday4
KW User
Posted : Thu Feb 21 02:42:32 2008

Yo mamas so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean all the whales jumped up singing, "we are family, even though your fatter than me!"

 

 

lol beat that loozahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

                                            <----------who will get to the beer first????????????????????????

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Dillon_avvie2

Lightning Knight
KW User
Posted : Sat Feb 23 20:09:26 2008

Hey, that''s my joke!

Maybe it spread to you. I learned it from one of my friends.

-Over and Out,
The Lightning Knight

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Mephone5

Spongie125
KW User
Posted : Sun Feb 24 02:53:48 2008

Yo momma''s so stupid that she got a job to teach kinder kids and instead of teaching them school stuff she let them play with condoms, tampons, guns, and knives all day

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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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monkeykid443
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Posted : Sun Feb 24 18:20:30 2008

yo mamma so ugly she made the onion cry

 

yo mamma so lazy that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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MaHiRzDaMan
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Posted : Thu Feb 28 20:50:53 2008

ok does copying and pasting from stupid websites count? cuz thats all u ppl are doing.
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she came up to a stop sign and waited for it to say go
yo momma so stupid she called 911 and asked for their fone number

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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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lazercat7
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Posted : Fri Feb 29 23:34:47 2008

yo mama''s so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back

Love is complicated it takes hold of your weak spot and never lets go

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Spongie125
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Posted : Sat Mar 1 23:24:09 2008

Yo mama''s so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ran away

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But Hispanic!---
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"If God is for us, who is really against us?"
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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Vzane
KW User
Posted : Fri Mar 7 01:21:45 2008

Yo mama So ugly her mom said when she was born, "Oh, What a Treasure!"
And the Dad said, "Yes...Now lets bury her."

Srsly i cmae to prve u wong idoit

Im only 10 lol i win

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THETROLLYGIRL
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Posted : Fri Mar 7 07:09:21 2008

 YO MAMA WAS SO FAT SHE WENT TO A CLUB WITH HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK WITH FLIP FLOPS!HA!HA!HA!

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I_luv_skaters
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Posted : Tue Mar 11 21:08:34 2008

yo mama so ugly when  she was little her parents told her she was muslim so  she could  cover her face lmao!

 

ur so fat when you take a shower ur feet don''t  get wet  lmao!

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