yo mamma so fat she walked outside
and the kids thought she was selling shade 
for 25$
and the kids thought she was selling shade for 25$yo mamma so fat every time she turns around its ur birthday
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Wed Mar 12 02:43:01 2008
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Thu Mar 13 23:59:28 2008
Yo moma is so ugly she trick or treats over the phone
yo momma is so stupid her compter said u got mail she went out to check
yo momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
yo moma is so old she was around when the dead sea was still sick
yo momma is so old when she was in school there was no history class
yo moma is so fat you have to grease the door and hold a twinkie on the other side
yo moma is so fat the first time she fell in love...she broke it.
yo moma is so dumb she was locked in the mattress store and slept on the ground...
there u go beat those.. and by the way that wasnt even half of mine so i like to see someone beat that.
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sat Mar 15 22:27:31 2008
no its there r 3 people named stupid,poop, and manners. poop fell down in the back yard and stupid went to go get help. A police officer came up and said< "hey there whats ur name." and stupid said," Stupid." the officer said,"WHAT?, where are your manners!" stupid replied."In the back yard picking up poop!"
celkam123
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sat Mar 15 22:31:39 2008
Yo mama is so old here tites look like tortias
celkam123
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Posted : Sun Mar 16 19:25:21 2008
wow celkam thats the saddest yo momma joke i have ever heard
hi im paul i play football and on chat i have some close friends and they got my back and some use me i dont know wat for but some do and they stab my bac so luckely i have peepz who got my bac
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Posted : Sun Mar 16 21:49:44 2008
Your mom is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Your mom is so stupid, she took a puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Your mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to push a bird off a cliff.
Your mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Your mom is so old her social security number is 1.
Your mom is so stupid, when you came inside and said "boy its chilly outside" she ran outside with a spoon and said, "wheres that chile???"
Your mom is so fat when she stood on a scale it said " to be continued"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to put M & M''s in alphabetical order.
BEAT THAT (and i have all of thsoe by heart, i did not copy and paste)
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Wed Mar 19 02:54:06 2008
YA''LL GOT THAT OFF T.V
Your kidz world friend Makailah 
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Posted : Wed Mar 19 18:48:43 2008
yo mama so hairy she climbed up a building and little kids said "OMG its King Kong"!
LOL
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Thu Mar 20 21:22:37 2008
this is my joke
why did tiger stick his head down the toilet??????
he was loking for pooh!!!!!!!!!!
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