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Posted : Wed Apr 2 01:29:32 2008
If Abercrombie and Fitch, and hollister said breathing wasn''t cool 92% of girls would stop. 8% would be left there laughing, or something like that if u r in the 8% than put this in ur sig.
Dad: Well son, Practice makes perfect.
Boy: Well no one''s perfect, so why practice?
Garfield: i''m not fat as you get older you stroe more info in your head, my mind is full, so i started filling up the rest of me!
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
This is your life and it''s ending one minute at a time.
None Of Your Beeswax What I''ve Done In My Life!
the best vitamin for friendshp....B1
the heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge
of all the thins you wear your expression is the most important
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Posted : Wed Apr 2 02:45:32 2008
Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on da rainbow Skittles popped out
Yo mamma so ugly when she look at people dey passed out
Beyonce aka Mikayla xME)!
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Fri Apr 4 19:49:59 2008
Yo Mama so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sun Apr 27 16:10:57 2008
I HAVE A GREAT YO MAMA JOKE!!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM AN M&M FACTORY FOR THROWING AWAY THE E''s, 3''s, and the W''s!!!
-Why not be a Fruit Loop in this world of Cheerios?-
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Posted : Sun Apr 27 16:27:00 2008
Cheeky Girly and pinkd wanna be friends???
PLEASE SAY YES!!!!
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sun May 4 19:31:48 2008
hey that ain''t a yo mama joke!
Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and "i asked what r u doin" and she said "Movin"
My sister wanted me to type that
"The more you talk the less I hear"
~Don''t hate, appreciate!~
Come to the dark side.......we have candy!!
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Posted : Sat May 17 20:49:13 2008
Yo moma sooo fat that wen she walked passed the tv the whole wentire season of football was over
i got anther one
Yo mopmma is sooo stupid that wen her fone rins she anawsers the door
lastly
Yo momma is sooo poor that wen i asaw her kiin a can down da street i asked her wat u duin she said movin
ScorpioBaby
LIVE LAUGH LOVE!
if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here
Posted : Sat May 17 23:27:09 2008
yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry
kateeeee4
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Posted : Sun May 18 00:38:38 2008
Yo momma so dumb dat she ran to her car while a huge truck was backing out
"Kairi! Remember what you said before? I''m always with you too. I''ll come back to you... I promise!"-Sora "I know you will! "-Kairi
I like Harry Potter movies so if u don''t like them...i don''t like u 
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Posted : Mon Jun 9 21:42:30 2008
This joke is a story....
Yo mommas cable company ofeered her pay per view for her tv. well yo mommas so stupid that she typed a piece of paper on her tv and she saw pay per view. ha!
heres another one...
yo mommas so fat that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang.... ABCDEFG get your fat a** off of me!
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