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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

TheNameLess
KW User

Posted : Tue Jun 10 03:44:15 2008

yo mommas so fat, when she stood on the scale, it said, please step our of the car.

yo mommas so fat, she has no neck, so she was in the Thriller video,

yo mommas so fat, she has to use a boomerrang to put her belt on

yo mommas so fat, her stomach has a brain of its own

yo mommas so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl

yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone

yo mommas so fat, when she wears a red shirt, all the kids run behind her yelling"kool-aid man, wait up"

yo mommas so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt all the kids run behind her yelling"yo twinkie wait up"

yo mommas so fat, when shes wears a yellow shirt all the kids run behind her yelling"yo school bus wait up we missed you!!!"

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Posted By:

Bigmeech
KW User

Posted : Tue Jun 30 22:46:49 2009

You mama sooo nasty when she closed her mouth it burned a hole in her mouth!

Yo mama so fat she looked at a brown CD and said "Is that a doughnut?"

Beat That!

Edited by: Bigmeech on June 30 at 10:48 PM

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

animal_lover99
KW User

Posted : Sat Jul 4 20:14:47 2009

Bigmeech wrote:
You mama sooo nasty when she closed her mouth it burned a hole in her mouth!

Yo mama so fat she looked at a brown CD and said "Is that a doughnut?"

Beat That!

Edited by: Bigmeech on June 30 at 10:48 PM

Okay, I will! Yo mamma soooooo fat, she fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

Vzane
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:15:18 2009

I know a few, but there not exactly kidzworld friendly.

Srsly i cmae to prve u wong idoit

Im only 10 lol i win

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

KH_Lucas
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:22:14 2009

Yo Mama so ugly that when she asked to join a ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no profesionals."

x33

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Posted By:

tasha8751
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:24:14 2009

emo niya wrote:
yo mama so fat, she is too inappropriate to be mentioned in the rest of this sentence. CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED

ooh, that one's good

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

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Posted By:

Twilight_fan27
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:27:48 2009

yo mama so stupid she forgot what a shirt was!

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

Twilight_fan27
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:39:19 2009

emo niya wrote:
Twilight_fan27 wrote:
yo mama so stupid she forgot what a shirt was!

good one!

thanks...you mama so stupid she put her pet crabs on her eyeballs thinking they were contacts

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

jahir
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:41:28 2009

what

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:

tasha8751
KW User

Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:42:22 2009

Yo mama so poor burglars broke into her house and left money.

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