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if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:45:46 2009

Yo mama so old her first job was babysitting Adam and Eve.

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:49:38 2009

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out wiht a job application

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Super kawaii

Twilight_fan27
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:56:41 2009

emo niya wrote:
Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles, a puppy dies.

HA!!


poor puppy...yo mama so emo shes dead

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
cheese smells like cow udders
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your brain are made of crayons!

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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Super kawaii

Twilight_fan27
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 18:59:34 2009

yo mama so fat when she goes out to eat the resteraunt is out of bussiness!

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
cheese smells like cow udders
─┐ ─┐
│▒│ /▒/
│▒│/▒/
│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ ♥Peace
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
your brain are made of crayons!

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Super kawaii

Twilight_fan27
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:01:00 2009

yo mama so old her first boyfriend was a T.Rex!! WHAT!?

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
cheese smells like cow udders
─┐ ─┐
│▒│ /▒/
│▒│/▒/
│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ ♥Peace
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
your brain are made of crayons!

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Super kawaii

Twilight_fan27
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:05:52 2009

yo mama so fat, thin people are known as food!!

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
cheese smells like cow udders
─┐ ─┐
│▒│ /▒/
│▒│/▒/
│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ ♥Peace
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
your brain are made of crayons!

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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annebanane
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:06:23 2009

Yo momma so fat when her beeper go's you people think she's backing up

Î ªм ޔªÎ¦Èý ǷwηÈr ◊F ª¦¦ η◊◊bS = If your a noob, I pwn you.

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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annebanane
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:08:47 2009

Yo momma so fat when she go's to the movies she sits next to everyone.

Î ªм ޔªÎ¦Èý ǷwηÈr ◊F ª¦¦ η◊◊bS = If your a noob, I pwn you.

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

Posted By:
Super kawaii

Twilight_fan27
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:09:23 2009

yo mama so fat, people think shes pregnate!!

i am Inu hear me roar!
Whats normal? Ohmigosh, Don't touch me! I might catch your...NORMAL
cheese smells like cow udders
─┐ ─┐
│▒│ /▒/
│▒│/▒/
│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ ♥Peace
╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
╚╗╔╝║║♫═╦╦╦╔╗║♫╝╠═╦╦╗
╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣╚╗╔╣║♫║♥
╚═♫╝╚═╩═╩♫╩═╝♫╚╝╚═╩═╝
your brain are made of crayons!

if you think you could beat me in yo mama jokes come over here

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tycodog
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 19:09:39 2009

yo mama is so ugly she she was voted the ugliest person in the word then the stupidiest and finnaly the oldest


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