No one can beat me. Can you?

YO MOMMA!!!

well I probably won't be able to but I'll give it my best shot.Here it goes:

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for excersise!

Your turn.

spatulagirl2 wrote:
well I probably won't be able to but I'll give it my best shot.Here it goes:

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for excersise!

Your turn.

None of those were good but the last one, I got a chuckle out of that one.

Your mother is so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please.

2. Your mother is so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

3. Your mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

4. Your mom is so fat she sat down and caused the apocalypse.

Some bad disses (depends on how you see them.

1. Your mom is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone.

2. Your mom is so fat she is the ozone layer.

3. Your mom is so fat she farted and blew out the sun

Yo mamma is so ugly, I SAID SOOO UGLY that she looked out a windown and got arrested for mooning!

Your mom is awesome.....
haha.... beat dat =p

Edited by: nickjmylove on September 09 at 04:32 PM

Yo mamma is so fat and ugly that when you were born the doctor just gasped and slaped her across the face!!

Yo mamma is so ugly that she entered an ugly contest and was disqualified becos the judges said "sorry! no professionals"!

yo mamma is so stupid,that she taped a piece of paper to the tv and thought she was watching PayPerView.lol

Yo mamma so slow every thime she turn awrond it'z her b-day