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A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 19:11:29 2009

All these riddles, that, aren't very good... No offense. Have wanted me to post this one...

There was man who was looking through the window and decided he was tired of this, he decided to jump through the window while he was on the 43rd story.

He did so and survived... How so? Note: He cannot be hurt in the process.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
9020_1211908947120_1510650072_30601692_6625086_n

chickadee#forever
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 19:16:46 2009

there was no glass?

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 19:18:36 2009

Someone try. D:

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Profile pic 10

iceskater96
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:16:54 2009

He was reading his 43rd story?

i am me Grin

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:19:30 2009

iceskater96 wrote:
He was reading his 43rd story?


That doesn't explain the window or the jumping.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Wicca

Shadow121595
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 21:11:23 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
All these riddles, that, aren't very good... No offense. Have wanted me to post this one...

There was man who was looking through the window and decided he was tired of this, he decided to jump through the window while he was on the 43rd story.

He did so and survived... How so? Note: He cannot be hurt in the process.


He could have been on a veranda and have jumped into the building through the window. It doesn't say that he jumps out the window so it is possible. He could also be a window washer and be standing on a platform before he goes through the open window. I don't know if this the answer you're looking for, but think about it.

Edited by: Shadow121595 on June 23 at 09:12 PM

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 21:13:21 2009

Shadow121595 wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
All these riddles, that, aren't very good... No offense. Have wanted me to post this one...

There was man who was looking through the window and decided he was tired of this, he decided to jump through the window while he was on the 43rd story.

He did so and survived... How so? Note: He cannot be hurt in the process.


He could have been on a veranda and have jumped into the building through the window. It doesn't say that he jumps out the window so it is possible. He could also be a window washer and be standing on a platform before he goes through the open window. I don't know if this the answer you're looking for, but think about it.

Edited by: Shadow121595 on June 23 at 09:12 PM


It is the answer I was looking for.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Img_4905

tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 21:13:45 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
All these riddles, that, aren't very good... No offense. Have wanted me to post this one...

There was man who was looking through the window and decided he was tired of this, he decided to jump through the window while he was on the 43rd story.

He did so and survived... How so? Note: He cannot be hurt in the process.


was it... like, above water?

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 21:15:07 2009

tasha8751 wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
All these riddles, that, aren't very good... No offense. Have wanted me to post this one...

There was man who was looking through the window and decided he was tired of this, he decided to jump through the window while he was on the 43rd story.

He did so and survived... How so? Note: He cannot be hurt in the process.


was it... like, above water?


Eh, nope.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

A very difficult riddle.

Posted By:
Img_4905

tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 21:16:23 2009

hmm. he was actually in a magical land of faries and when he jumped he got a spell put on him that made him not get hurt Smile i know im sooo right

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:


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