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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:04:14 2009

Part one start.

1. : Solved : Snickers28
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: -------------------------------------

2. : Solved : Tasha8751
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
Answer:When you're a mouse

3. : Solved : Tasha8751
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer:11

4. : Solved : Tasha8751
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
Answer: One

Part one end.
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Part two start.

5. : Solved : marieorange
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer: Silence

6. : Solved : Tasha8751
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue

Part two end
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Part three start
7.Unsolved : ------------
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Answer: ----------------

8.Unsolved : ------------
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Answer: ----------------

Part three end
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Part four super challenge
(all who solve will be listed for solving.)
Super Challange: Unsolved : ------------------

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stoopid (Cen$or test)
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champ@ne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Answer won't be listed.

Super challange ended
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Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 08:57 PM

Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 09:04 PM

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Kristin stuff 030

_cheerleader_aka kristin
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:07:22 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
1.
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

2.
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

3.
How many letters are in the alphabet?

4.
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?


um i only kno one or two

3. eight letters
4. 3 cups

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:08:05 2009

_cheerleader_aka kristin wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
1.
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

2.
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

3.
How many letters are in the alphabet?

4.
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?


um i only kno one or two

3. eight letters
4. 3 cups


Wrong and wrong.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Rawr-2

Haileyc25
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:08:50 2009

1. 25

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

I am NOT easy to amuse-- OH LETS GO TOUCH THE ROCK!

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. (Who studied this and why?)

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Rawr-2

Haileyc25
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:10:05 2009

3. 12`

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

I am NOT easy to amuse-- OH LETS GO TOUCH THE ROCK!

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it. (Who studied this and why?)

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:13:04 2009

Haileyc25 wrote:
3. 12`


Wrong, and wrong. Please post it in one post next time.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Img_4905

tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:16:22 2009

3. 11
4. 2 cups of sugar

Edited by: tasha8751 on June 23 at 08:16 PM

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:17:09 2009

tasha8751 wrote:
3. 11
4. 2 cups of sugar

Edited by: tasha8751 on June 23 at 08:16 PM


3 is correct, and 4 isn't.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Img_4905

tasha8751
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:19:39 2009

4. 1 cup

Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.

TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.

Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...

Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...

My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:20:56 2009

tasha8751 wrote:
4. 1 cup


Solved.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.


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