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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:36:51 2009
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:36:52 2009
Ohhh, 8.
I am a liar.
I am self absorbed.
I am in this for me.
I am seeking recognition.
I am not concerned with politics.
I am attempting to rise to the top.
I am never going to forget my intentions.
I am allowed to worry about my own life above the lives of others.
----- AFTER ALL ----
I am human.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:37:17 2009
LOL!!!!!!!! I FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha Snickers28 is my cousin!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL kalin i didnt even know you were online!
Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.
TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.
Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...
Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...
My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:40:39 2009
tasha8751 wrote:
LOL!!!!!!!! I FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha Snickers28 is my cousin!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL kalin i didnt even know you were online!
-_- Of course... What could I have possibly expected?
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:43:33 2009
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: None, because it wont be an empty piggy bank then! Oh, yeah!
Pumpkin Pi
Sonny-Fred
S☺nny
Buttons
Super Hero Girl
Shmoo
What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:44:11 2009
Teh_Skittlez wrote:tasha8751 wrote:
LOL!!!!!!!! I FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha Snickers28 is my cousin!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL kalin i didnt even know you were online!
-_- Of course... What could I have possibly expected?
oh come one, we come from a smart family 
Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.
TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.
Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...
Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...
My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:44:48 2009
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? Ahhhh=A
Pumpkin Pi
Sonny-Fred
S☺nny
Buttons
Super Hero Girl
Shmoo
What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:45:02 2009
animal_lover99 wrote:
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: None, because it wont be an empty piggy bank then! Oh, yeah!
Wrong.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:45:05 2009
animal_lover99 wrote:
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: None, because it wont be an empty piggy bank then! Oh, yeah!
Wrong.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:45:57 2009
Please everyone start on questions that AREN'T finished. (5 and 6)
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
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