Please work on Part 3 now. Part 1 and 2 posts will be ignored.
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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Tue Jun 23 20:58:45 2009
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:23:27 2009
Anyone?
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:32:12 2009
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
Pumpkin Pi
Sonny-Fred
S☺nny
Buttons
Super Hero Girl
Shmoo
What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:34:00 2009
animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:34:58 2009
Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.
No, but what if it was true? The judge can't lie!!
Pumpkin Pi
Sonny-Fred
S☺nny
Buttons
Super Hero Girl
Shmoo
What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:36:42 2009
animal_lover99 wrote:Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.
No, but what if it was true? The judge can't lie!!
Even if he was, he could still say true. =P He would have to. Thus he has to say it anyways. But you're on the right track for why he let him go... He didn't want to contradict himself.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:39:02 2009
Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.
No, but what if it was true? The judge can't lie!!
Even if he was, he could still say true. =P He would have to. Thus he has to say it anyways. But you're on the right track for why he let him go... He didn't want to contradict himself.
Maybe he said.... "You did it!" and it was true.... did I get it now?
Pumpkin Pi
Sonny-Fred
S☺nny
Buttons
Super Hero Girl
Shmoo
What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Wed Jun 24 19:42:07 2009
animal_lover99 wrote:Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:Teh_Skittlez wrote:animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.
No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.
No, but what if it was true? The judge can't lie!!
Even if he was, he could still say true. =P He would have to. Thus he has to say it anyways. But you're on the right track for why he let him go... He didn't want to contradict himself.
Maybe he said.... "You did it!" and it was true.... did I get it now?
That doesn't involve contradiction.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Thu Jun 25 19:26:52 2009
Part three start
7.Unsolved : ------------
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
my answer: nothing
I love drawing, eating and playing!!!!
Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.
Posted : Thu Jun 25 19:27:48 2009
Thunder Queen wrote:
Part three start
7.Unsolved : ------------
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
my answer: nothing
Nope.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
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