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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 20:57:46 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
animal_lover99 wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
animal_lover99 wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
YOU'RE WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!! And the judge was, so he didn't want to let people know it was true, by sentencing him 4 years, but he can't sentence him 6 years, because I think there's a law about it or something.


No, He could simply say false and the ban hammah comes down.


No, but what if it was true? The judge can't lie!!


Even if he was, he could still say true. =P He would have to. Thus he has to say it anyways. But you're on the right track for why he let him go... He didn't want to contradict himself.


Maybe he said.... "You did it!" and it was true.... did I get it now?


That doesn't involve contradiction.


What does contradict even mean?

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Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

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Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:04:56 2009

You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Answer:
You first pour as much oil as possible into the five gallon container. Then you pour as much as possible from the five gallon container into the three gallon container. You pour this back into the barrel. you pour the remaining contents of the five gallon container into the three gallon one. And then..... um..... you... measure how much exactly half would be with a tape measure, and pour half into the 5 gallon container. And then you have one gallon.

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Kitkit

nini98
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:05:31 2009

it means like go against
like
I said I love ice cream
then I throw out all the ice cream I have
I went against what I said and I contradicted my statment

-Alexandra Love

You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Peace
Around the world
For generations
Leader of the SJC
Inventor of the chair ╓╢, train tracks and the grenade ♦
Peace ☮ and Equality ☯

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Kitkit

nini98
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:05:32 2009

it means like go against
like
I said I love ice cream
then I throw out all the ice cream I have
I went against what I said and I contradicted my statment

-Alexandra Love

You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Peace
Around the world
For generations
Leader of the SJC
Inventor of the chair ╓╢, train tracks and the grenade ♦
Peace ☮ and Equality ☯

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:07:47 2009

nini98 wrote:
it means like go against
like
I said I love ice cream
then I throw out all the ice cream I have
I went against what I said and I contradicted my statment


Oh, so it means being a hypocrite?

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Kitkit

nini98
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:09:57 2009

not really
hypocrite means like
I say dont smoke then I do smoke
contradict meand
I will never smoke
then I smoke

-Alexandra Love

You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Peace
Around the world
For generations
Leader of the SJC
Inventor of the chair ╓╢, train tracks and the grenade ♦
Peace ☮ and Equality ☯

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:10:56 2009

nini98 wrote:
not really
hypocrite means like
I say dont smoke then I do smoke
contradict meand
I will never smoke
then I smoke


Oh. okay... I'll give it another shot.

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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xGanzxAlleinx
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:12:03 2009

I know too many "everyones" that condtradict.
Including myself, literally I'll be thinking to myself and I'll do that.
Yay! I learned something new.

I am a liar.

I am self absorbed.

I am in this for me.

I am seeking recognition.

I am not concerned with politics.

I am attempting to rise to the top.

I am never going to forget my intentions.

I am allowed to worry about my own life above the lives of others.

----- AFTER ALL ----
I am human.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Kitkit

nini98
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:12:10 2009

6. : Solved : Tasha8751
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue
i dont get it

-Alexandra Love

You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Peace
Around the world
For generations
Leader of the SJC
Inventor of the chair ╓╢, train tracks and the grenade ♦
Peace ☮ and Equality ☯

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:12:19 2009

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stoopid (Cen$or test)
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champ@ne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle? A pimple!

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.


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