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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:15:04 2009

nini98 wrote:
6. : Solved : Tasha8751
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue
i dont get it


The word is Queue It is pronounced like "Cue" and the first letter is Q, so Queue and Q have the same pronunciation, and Queue has 5 letters. So if you take away 4, then it's Q..... did that confuse you more than it confused me?

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Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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nini98
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:16:10 2009

oh ok
sorry
where I come from we pronounce it
qwe

Edited by: nini98 on June 26 at 09:18 PM

-Alexandra Love

You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Peace
Around the world
For generations
Leader of the SJC
Inventor of the chair ╓╢, train tracks and the grenade ♦
Peace ☮ and Equality ☯

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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xGanzxAlleinx
KW User
Posted : Fri Jun 26 21:20:48 2009

nini98 wrote:
oh ok
sorry
where I come from we pronounce it
qwe

Edited by: nini98 on June 26 at 09:18 PM


Your british? That's AWESOME!

I am a liar.

I am self absorbed.

I am in this for me.

I am seeking recognition.

I am not concerned with politics.

I am attempting to rise to the top.

I am never going to forget my intentions.

I am allowed to worry about my own life above the lives of others.

----- AFTER ALL ----
I am human.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Mon Jun 29 22:35:53 2009

animal_lover99 wrote:
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stoopid (Cen$or test)
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champ@ne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle? A pimple!


No.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 30 22:28:22 2009

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? He said: Underpants. That's not a true or false statement. It's just a statement. So the judge had to let him go.

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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pmeltp
KW User
Posted : Tue Jun 30 22:32:18 2009

its not how much ur coughin its the coff.in they carry you off in!

hp 4ever! go hp go hp gooooooooooo!
rps goods
emma goods
buck and tiger goods
haha tonks wotcher you can own

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Hahaha

animal_lover99
KW User
Posted : Thu Jul 2 15:31:21 2009

pmeltp wrote:
its not how much ur coughin its the coff.in they carry you off in!


okay...

Pumpkin Pi

Sonny-Fred

S☺nny

Buttons

Super Hero Girl

Shmoo

What will you call me?
NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Unless you gave me those names.
In that case... go for it.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Skittles

Teh_Skittlez
KW User
Posted : Thu Jul 2 22:16:09 2009

animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? He said: Underpants. That's not a true or false statement. It's just a statement. So the judge had to let him go.


Underpants is neither true nor false so he'd still sentence him to the minimum.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.




Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.




Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.



Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.



Homosexuality isn't wrong.

I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?




Yay.


I have a fork!




I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.




Get answers first, ask questions later.

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Default_girl

goosette
KW User
Posted : Sun Jul 5 17:10:35 2009

animal_lover99 wrote:
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say? He said: Underpants. That's not a true or false statement. It's just a statement. So the judge had to let him go.


Is it that the man said the judge would give him 6 years in jail? Because then he'd be contradicting himself if him gave him four, and if he gave him 6

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

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Default_girl

BubblyMidget
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 7 06:59:58 2009

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
not sure it's 100% correct--Polar Bears may be be white due to evolutionary pressure

Edited by: BubblyMidget on July 07 at 07:01 AM


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