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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Bellaedwardremesmee

ilovepenguins2
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 14 17:32:30 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
Part one start.

1. : Solved : Snickers28
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: -------------------------------------

2. : Solved : Tasha8751
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
Answer:When you're a mouse

3. : Solved : Tasha8751
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer:11

4. : Solved : Tasha8751
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
Answer: One

Part one end.
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Part two start.

5. : Solved : marieorange
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer: Silence

6. : Solved : Tasha8751
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue

Part two end
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Part three start
7.Unsolved : ------------
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Answer: ----------------

8.Unsolved : ------------
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Answer: ----------------

Part three end
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part four super challenge
(all who solve will be listed for solving.)
Super Challange: Unsolved : ------------------

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stoopid (Cen$or test)
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champ@ne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Answer won't be listed.

Super challange ended
================================================

Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 08:57 PM

Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 09:04 PM


I KNOW THE ANSWER TO # 7!!!!!

he says: "you will sentance me to six years in prision"

Edited by: ilovepenguins2 on July 14 at 05:33 PM

It's not over untill Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!
Its not over until Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!

ALL THE FATTY SEAGULLS FART IN MY SAUCE IN THE BINGO KEEP THE LARD GOOD IDEA!

AND I MADE SOME TEA. THE CULPRIT WANTS SOME MORE OF LEMON TEA!

I Love My Chemical Romance!

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Bellaedwardremesmee

ilovepenguins2
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 14 17:35:01 2009

Teh_Skittlez wrote:
Part one start.

1. : Solved : Snickers28
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
Answer: -------------------------------------

2. : Solved : Tasha8751
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
Answer:When you're a mouse

3. : Solved : Tasha8751
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer:11

4. : Solved : Tasha8751
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
Answer: One

Part one end.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part two start.

5. : Solved : marieorange
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Answer: Silence

6. : Solved : Tasha8751
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Answer: Queue

Part two end
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part three start
7.Unsolved : ------------
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
Answer: ----------------

8.Unsolved : ------------
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Answer: ----------------

Part three end
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Part four super challenge
(all who solve will be listed for solving.)
Super Challange: Unsolved : ------------------

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stoopid (Cen$or test)
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champ@ne bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Answer won't be listed.

Super challange ended
================================================

Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 08:57 PM

Edited by: Teh_Skittlez on June 23 at 09:04 PM


I KNOW THE ANSWER TO #7!

he says ," You wil sentance me to 6 years in prision"

It's not over untill Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!
Its not over until Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!

ALL THE FATTY SEAGULLS FART IN MY SAUCE IN THE BINGO KEEP THE LARD GOOD IDEA!

AND I MADE SOME TEA. THE CULPRIT WANTS SOME MORE OF LEMON TEA!

I Love My Chemical Romance!

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Bellaedwardremesmee

ilovepenguins2
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 14 17:36:25 2009

_cheerleader_aka kristin wrote:
Teh_Skittlez wrote:
1.
If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

2.
When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?

3.
How many letters are in the alphabet?

4.
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?


um i only kno one or two

3. eight letters
4. 3 cups


1.??
2.??
3.11
4.1 cup of sugar

It's not over untill Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!
Its not over until Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!

ALL THE FATTY SEAGULLS FART IN MY SAUCE IN THE BINGO KEEP THE LARD GOOD IDEA!

AND I MADE SOME TEA. THE CULPRIT WANTS SOME MORE OF LEMON TEA!

I Love My Chemical Romance!

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Purpl019

catjames
KW User
Posted : Sat Jul 18 04:44:55 2009

The answer to the last one is: No.
Becase it said "Can you answer this riddle?" No. I cant.
Am I right?


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Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
Purpl019

catjames
KW User
Posted : Sat Jul 18 04:48:16 2009

And one of the answers is:
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
And for the barrel one:
Fill the 3-gallon container with oil and pour it into the 5-gallon container. Then fill the 3-gallon container again and use it to fill the 5-gallon container the rest of the way. One gallon will be left in the 3-gallon container.

hmm?


friends list
_____________

boco
worldwiderazingstar
scholarcoolie

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
60073e41776393fe

Diva_9656
KW User
Posted : Mon Jul 20 20:39:39 2009

7. Answer: The man said you will sentence me to prison

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:


stupid_swaqqa
KW User
Posted : Mon Jul 20 20:43:03 2009

Diva_9656 wrote:
7. Answer: The man said you will sentence me to prison


8. you fill it up to one gallon

NORMAL BESTIES BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL MY BESTIE WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO ME SAYING THAT WAS AWSOME AS SHE SLAPED ME FIVE!!!!

Figure it out. A few difficult riddles.

Posted By:
268afebaaf8e21da

Diva_Funloving
KW User
Posted : Tue Jul 28 01:16:20 2009

Diva_9656 wrote:
7. Answer: The man said you will sentence me to prison


8. Fill the 3 gallon container twice to fill the 5 gallon container up and 1 gallon will be left


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