Ok. 3 men are on a plane. One with a knife, one with a bomb, and one with a gun. They realised the plane was to heavy, so they all droped their things. Once they got off the plane, they saw a little boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A gun fell on my mom and killed her.Then they saw another boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A knife fell on my dad and killed him." Then they saw an old woman, laughing. When they asked why, she said, "I pooted, and my house blew up!"
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Posted : Thu Jun 25 20:05:42 2009
I love drawing, eating and playing!!!!
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Posted : Thu Jun 25 20:07:44 2009
pooted?
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Posted : Thu Jun 25 20:09:53 2009
Thunder Queen wrote:
Ok. 3 men are on a plane. One with a knife, one with a bomb, and one with a gun. They realised the plane was to heavy, so they all droped their things. Once they got off the plane, they saw a little boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A gun fell on my mom and killed her.Then they saw another boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A knife fell on my dad and killed him." Then they saw an old woman, laughing. When they asked why, she said, "I pooted, and my house blew up!"
hahahahahahahhaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted : Thu Jun 25 20:15:53 2009
how did they even get them on the plane?
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Posted : Thu Jun 25 20:21:22 2009
Thunder Queen wrote:
Ok. 3 men are on a plane. One with a knife, one with a bomb, and one with a gun. They realised the plane was to heavy, so they all droped their things. Once they got off the plane, they saw a little boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A gun fell on my mom and killed her.Then they saw another boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A knife fell on my dad and killed him." Then they saw an old woman, laughing. When they asked why, she said, "I pooted, and my house blew up!"
I've heard this soo many times...But it never gets old.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Cosby, Sun Tzu, and Bill Gates.
Homosexuality isn't wrong.
I don't care who tells you it is.
It isn't.
Being straight isn't wrong.
Is it?
So why is being gay?
Yay.
I have a fork!
I'm appearently KW's little Helper Monkey.
Get answers first, ask questions later.
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Posted : Sat Jun 27 14:54:41 2009
lol! I have to use that one sometime!
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Posted : Sat Jun 27 15:00:34 2009
lolz
Do what you want: I give warnings but I can't control you.
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Posted : Tue Jun 30 14:24:53 2009
Thunder Queen wrote:
Ok. 3 men are on a plane. One with a knife, one with a bomb, and one with a gun. They realised the plane was to heavy, so they all droped their things. Once they got off the plane, they saw a little boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A gun fell on my mom and killed her.Then they saw another boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A knife fell on my dad and killed him." Then they saw an old woman, laughing. When they asked why, she said, "I pooted, and my house blew up!"
when she wrote that i started to lmao
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Posted : Tue Jul 14 17:28:00 2009
Thunder Queen wrote:
Ok. 3 men are on a plane. One with a knife, one with a bomb, and one with a gun. They realised the plane was to heavy, so they all droped their things. Once they got off the plane, they saw a little boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A gun fell on my mom and killed her.Then they saw another boy crying. When they asked why, he said, "A knife fell on my dad and killed him." Then they saw an old woman, laughing. When they asked why, she said, "I pooted, and my house blew up!"
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!! LMAO
It's not over untill Mrs.Crumplebottom sings!
ALL THE FATTY SEAGULLS FART IN MY SAUCE IN THE BINGO KEEP THE LARD GOOD IDEA!
AND I MADE SOME TEA. THE CULPRIT WANTS SOME MORE OF LEMON TEA!
I Love My Chemical Romance!
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