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CHUCK

Posted By:
Stewie_griffin1

Gotenks859
KW User
Posted : Sat Aug 15 16:18:24 2009

jesus walked on water

chuck norris swam on land

CHUCK

Posted By:
Boggart

thats.just.me
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 19:55:01 2009

Check out:
Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris.
It's hilarious.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore

If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.

Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.

I LIKE CRAYONS XD

"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person

"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley

CHUCK

Posted By:
1518815_l

peace love truth
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 19:57:03 2009

chuck norris can speak brail

Tonight my head is spinning
I need something to pick me up
I've tried but nothing is working
I won't stop, I won't say I've had enough

Tonight I start the fire
Tonight I break away

Break! Away from everybody
Break! Away from everything
If you can't stand the way this place is
Take! Yourself! To higher places!

CHUCK

Posted By:
Img-thing2

MostRandomGrl
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 19:57:27 2009

What?

I have a pie in my pocket! Biggrin

CHUCK

Posted By:
Boggart

thats.just.me
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 19:58:09 2009

peace love truth wrote:
chuck norris can speak brail


You mean braille

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore

If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.

Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.

I LIKE CRAYONS XD

"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person

"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley

CHUCK

Posted By:
1518815_l

peace love truth
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 19:59:00 2009

thats.just.me wrote:
peace love truth wrote:
chuck norris can speak brail


You mean braille


sorry my keyboard is old, it misses keys sometimes

Tonight my head is spinning
I need something to pick me up
I've tried but nothing is working
I won't stop, I won't say I've had enough

Tonight I start the fire
Tonight I break away

Break! Away from everybody
Break! Away from everything
If you can't stand the way this place is
Take! Yourself! To higher places!

CHUCK

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I edited!

blonder-than-anyone
KW User
Posted : Sun Nov 1 20:03:51 2009

tpain can make grown men cry

chuck norris will make you die lol

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