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Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:14:30 2009
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:17:09 2009
Why am I such a Genuis 
(I tried 
)
You're my obsession
My fetish
My religion
That it's you
My new religion is you
They say this love it is Blasphemy
It is Blasphemy
Angel in disguise
Save my soul
You make my heart go blind
Remember, stay Bizarrrrreeee
I'm now a Strifysexual
Show Me Your Toyz.
I Wanna Be Your Toy
O-one
B-big
A-azz
M-mistake
A-america
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:18:15 2009
SmartCutie wrote:
Why am I such a Genuis
XD I almost lol'd.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:20:19 2009
two blondes locked themself out of their convertible car while their roof was unlocked. It started to rain and they tried to break in while the roof was not on.
"C'mon! It's starting to rain!" One of the blondes complained to her friend
"I'm trying!" The friend said still trying to break in.
____
[i tried as well]
내 친구는 영원히
私の友達は永遠
החברים שלי לנצח
Моите приятели са завинаги
Aking mga kaibigan ay magpakailanman!
Mina vänner är för evigt!
-----
만일 당신이 그은 한국 잘 읽을 수 있어요!
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:20:25 2009
thats.just.me wrote:SmartCutie wrote:
Why am I such a Genuis
XD I almost lol'd.
Almost? 0-o Oooooh you farted
You're my obsession
My fetish
My religion
That it's you
My new religion is you
They say this love it is Blasphemy
It is Blasphemy
Angel in disguise
Save my soul
You make my heart go blind
Remember, stay Bizarrrrreeee
I'm now a Strifysexual
Show Me Your Toyz.
I Wanna Be Your Toy
O-one
B-big
A-azz
M-mistake
A-america
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:20:51 2009
SmartCutie wrote:thats.just.me wrote:SmartCutie wrote:
Why am I such a Genuis
XD I almost lol'd.
Almost? 0-o Oooooh you farted
Now I did lol'd.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:24:30 2009
thats.just.me wrote:SmartCutie wrote:thats.just.me wrote:SmartCutie wrote:
Why am I such a Genuis
XD I almost lol'd.
Almost? 0-o Oooooh you farted
Now I did lol'd.
*screams with laughter* XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
YAY SKITTLEZ 
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:27:15 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Not. Funny. -_-
Tasha got HACKED by Libbey.
TashTastica got Hacked by Aishah.
Skittles wasn't here. Nope. Not at all...
Pfft.Who said Marcy was here?They were obviously crazy...
My Friends.... Crazy. But I Love Them. (:
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:28:04 2009
tasha8751 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Not. Funny. -_-
XD that made me lol.
Idk why....
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
Anyone got a good joke?
Posted : Wed Oct 28 17:38:12 2009
A ventriloquist was doing a routine in blonde jokes with the dummy in his lap.
All of a sudden a platinum haired beauty yelled "Hey that's really offensive!"
The ventriloquist was stuttering out an apology while she was ranting and suddenly the lady said "Stay out of it! I'm talking to the jerk on you lap!"
I have a pie in my pocket!
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