Timmy was kneeling in his garden, filling up a hole.
His neighbor, Mrs. Fink came by.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm burying my goldfish. He died today" answered Timmy sadly.
"Well, that's an awfully big hole for a goldfish," Mrs. Fink commented.
And as he patted down the last of the dirt, he replied "That's because he's inside your dumb cat!"
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Posted : Mon Nov 2 09:14:43 2009
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
XD
Posted : Mon Nov 2 09:33:44 2009
Aw, come on.
You know you love it.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
- Albus Dumbledore
If life gives you lemons
Make Orange juice and leave everyone wondering how.
Bob just might eat you. That's right. Be afraid.
I LIKE CRAYONS XD
"And then, there's Death Note"
-J Person
"Accio Brain!"
-Ron Weasley
XD
Posted : Mon Nov 2 15:06:25 2009
LOL XDXDXDXDXDXD
Nigahiga rocks. They're awesome
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