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Posted By:
aqualina
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October, 2012
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*what does this mean t rn
*Itis greater than god more evil than devil the poor have it rich need and iff you eat it youll die
*Iam thebeginning of the end and the end of time and placeiam essential to creation and I surround every place what iam I?
*the more you haveit the less you see
    ###### Answers at my next forum posts keep answering and the winners will be postI

WE ARE UNIQUE
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Posted By:
beautifulangel9
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December, 2012
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One Day there was a tomato family walking on the street.
the baby tomato was left behind so think what the father tomato said???

Ans: Ketchup!!  Big Grin  

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Posted By:
Swim4ever
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December, 2012
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Q.what do you call a fish with no i?

A.a fsh!

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Posted By:
TheDoktor
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January, 2013
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The third one is "E"

Did God create man or did man create god?


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Posted By:
ScarletteFlame_
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November, 2012
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Nothing , the letter e , & darkness 

I belong with , you belong with me , you're my sweet heart . ❤


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Honeybun2012 Lock
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January, 2013
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What wears a long, white dress, has a hot head, and gets shorter by the hour? Answer: A candle.

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Honeybun2012 Lock
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January, 2013
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if you're truly smart, answer this:

if I had three pickled eggs and my friend had seven doves, how many doves would sit on the eggs thinking that they were their eggs?

Whoever posts the answer first gets the glory, and if not, I'll have to tell the answer. Plus I'll send you a gift if you win. I'll announce the answer at 4:30 PM tomorrow at MY TIME, which is USA time.


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Posted By:
Honeybun2012 Lock
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ok no one tried to guess... The answer is: All of them that are dumb enough to sit on the eggs. Pretty obvious. No one gets the prize (oh well) :I

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Posted By:
ashley_love_you
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September, 2012
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OOOOOO I GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!! will like four okay
1.what is something that has 4 legs in the morning then 2 legs  then 3 legs at night?
2.if a father and a mother had 4 girls if every of those girls had a brother how many people r in the family?
3.( my dad told me this one ) if a hunter need to get the lion,cow,and the food of the cow to the other part of the river wich animal would he take first? but he can only take one animal at a time with hes boat...oh also lets take it like this if he takes the lion first then when he comes back the cow ate the cow food or if he took the cow first and then the lion will eat the cow try to not let the animals eat each other or anything ike the cow food but only the cow could it the cow food and onlythe ion could eat the cow
4.what something that u keep taking out and instead of getter smaller it gets bigger?
5.what has a ring but no finger?
6.what is big and yellow and makes a mom happy?
7.what is black and white and read all over?
8.what grows when u give it food but then dies when it drinks?
9.what flies without any wings?
10.what has a neck with no head and wheres a cap!!!

theres my riddles try answering them and later i will give the answers dont search it inthe internet plz!!!! or its no fun if u did then dont write it down let people guess

u want a what?...a what? cant hear u?...OH a signature!! okay here it is V
DOMO GONNA EAT YOU RaWr!!! IF U DONT LIKE DOMO HE GONNA EAT U RaWr!!!


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Posted By:
catsrcute9
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June, 2012
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Mr. Black, Mr. Gray, and Mr. White are fighting in a truel. They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left. Mr. Black, who hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first. Mr. Gray, who hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next, assuming he is still alive. Mr. White, who hits his shot all the time, shoots next, assuming he is also alive. The cycle repeats. If you are Mr. Black, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?

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“One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
I declare a time war.
Five,
Six,
Seven,
Eight,
Daleks scream “EXTERMINATE”.
... Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve,
The Doctor died and Silence Fell.
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine,
there he goes back in time.
Eight,
Seven,
Six,
Five,
saving everybody’s lives.
Four,
Three,
Two,
One,
grab her hand and whisper “Run.”


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